Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 564 w/ Johnny Pemberton

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff.
Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.



  • Great gun safety vid . Rule 1 always make sure your gun is not loaded b 4 u act like a know it all for the internet

    Adam KruegerAdam Krueger11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Just watched the trailer for Christmas Lodge, just to share the level of writing it’s at, the actors mention Christmas Lodge 8 times in a minute and a half trailer 😂

    Michael NormanMichael Normanวันที่ผ่านมา
  • 2:05:08 perfect reaction

    Eddie EspinozaEddie Espinozaวันที่ผ่านมา
  • Thomas Kincade is dead...awhile ago

    Jeremie McknightJeremie Mcknight2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That phonecall whas epic, mommies😍 love that u keep diggin and find out about fedsmokers life and background🥰 Keep up the exellent work👌💕

    axxionjaxxnaxxionjaxxn5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • my favorite guest hands down

    Pepega PapayaPepega Papaya5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Is it fair at this point, that if there was a YMH guest “Mt. Rushmore”, it would have to be Johnny Pemberton, Jessica Kirson, Rob Iler, and Danny Brown?

    Cody LaramoreCody Laramore5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bleeeeerghtakeiteasy

    Dylan RandallDylan Randall6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 58:35 and suddenly my voice came out of Tom's mouth.

    Ace BondAce Bond6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I don't know who told you there's a Lyle in the UK :D

    Tim StewartTim Stewart7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • How bad do you need your bike Tom? if i was the bike repair guy and i had a podcast this would be my number one story of the day, how some guy needed his bike fixed and called me 3 times a day till he got it back.

    ExplodingtrapsExplodingtraps8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Permberton is the greatest ,,love it high and tight👍👍👍🔥

    Kyle KellanderKyle Kellander9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Who's the guy laughing manically in the back?

    JustusGregoriusJustusGregorius9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • These are rats lolz

    alyssa antunaalyssa antuna9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Johnny!! Bro - I keep coming back for the "Under Lock and Key By G'vmnts" rant. Fucking gold haaaa

    Matt LucasMatt Lucas11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:43:23 is priceless

    Alex DiGregorioAlex DiGregorio11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Who’s more racist, bert or Daniel carver

    BretBret11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:29:00

    MN purpMN purp12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Even the german guy sees the nazi behavior the democrat Govornors are pulling

    Robo JimboRobo Jimbo12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • It sounds like he says 'we need to clean our government from dirty garbage rats' and "you are stupid if you don't understand"

    The Hallway ConversationThe Hallway Conversation13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Christine's knowledge of chavs is the best

    Travis BriggsTravis Briggs14 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • G'day everyone,Mommy has a psotive love message for the community, and she wants you all to share it.Forget where the bodies are buried, let's protect the next victim!!I love you all,Piss next to me, hug me, learn to love one another 💓 Try it out, guysStay coolTomTina Segura Sun 13/09/2020 11:28 PM Thanks for this, Michael. It’s brilliant and sadly true!!! Best, Christina P. Sent from Your Mom's House

    Michael PetrosMichael Petros15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jimmy ConnorJimmy Connor16 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Hey @tomsegura, love the PODCAST, I clean swimming pools listening to Ed asner. Great combo. But today you blew my headset with Fire kitty man and now I’m out of a set of earphones, so thanks man.

    Mookiemiles 707Mookiemiles 70717 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That dry dab king doesnt look like he is related to royalty at all.. Or even a Lord

  • Anyone know how to get the video of the live show and or a link to the videos he’s showing?

    Freddie WilliamsFreddie Williams20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Awesome Twin Peaks reference

  • pemberton needs to curb his 'tude; please, mind the cheek darling.

    Brian HLBrian HL24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • My cousins are from whales. so shitty

    Harry DysonHarry Dyson24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • C.I double agent

    Harry DysonHarry Dyson24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "he's got meth bones"

    MY VERY OWNMY VERY OWN25 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • XD

      Sir Rahvi WubSir Rahvi Wub21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dhar Mann has Insane Clown posse brows. Put him and dedicated face tattoo guy up together!!

    heck yaheck ya25 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I had campus security knock on Dorm door to make sure I wasn't promoting the Nazi lifestyle, as well as watching Asian porn at full blast

    Sam GrodmanSam Grodman26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dude i remember the day they locked the school down for Connald wtf. We were in english class and we had to stay there for like 2 hours extra

    EpicfluffzEpicfluffz26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • We need a don’t be stingy shirt bad! And can you play that phone call on 2 bears to see Bert’s reaction?

    Let's GolfLet's Golf26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm pretty sure the girl with the "farts" is just queefing like a champ

    sizzle titssizzle tits26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Never heard of this Pemberton guy, but he's fucking hilarious.

    Relaxed NinjaRelaxed Ninja27 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 47:55 i never laughed so hard 😂, the usage of those bert chrysler sounds are perfect

    ALEXALEX28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • i"m welsh and live in wales (cardiff),we don't sound like cockneys.just listen to anthony hopkins the actor guys :)

    joseph bickertonjoseph bickerton28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I can’t believe Tom didn’t murder that bike mechanic lol

    Tony CTony C28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • OMG that lady in the beginning IS doing AN IMPRESSION! ITS AN AMAZING SAM KINISON IMPRESSION!!!! Listen to it again, and tell me I'm right.

    Nietzsche's No-ThingsNietzsche's No-Things28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:08:00 take it easy 21:00 wasps nest 1:31:00 tony John's

    Brody ProwsBrody Prows28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • any one else sick of Tim being so smug and holier than thou??

    jpressonejpressone29 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • That's his "brand" of comedy. Get thicker skin

      528grave528grave28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I liked pemberton better when he was named potter

    jpressonejpressone29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I don't know if ya believe me or not, but

    Richard ArthurRichard Arthur29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That 20 year-old Brazilian girl is what you would call a professional succubus. She doesn’t even have to actual hook-up with anyone to still get everything she wants that they are able to give her by manipulating their psyche for her to use at her will.

    Nick BrownNick Brownหลายเดือนก่อน
    • Professional succubus 😂😂😂😂👌

      Bianca BloomBianca Bloom23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I need a "Take it easy" shirt from you guys. lol

    Leslie DegnanLeslie Degnanหลายเดือนก่อน
  • This show is so much fun

  • Why hasn’t Bert reacted yet lol

    Tyler QuallsTyler Quallsหลายเดือนก่อน
  • They way Christine puts a "k" on the end of her "ing"s makes me want to strangle her

    Bryson GrantBryson Grantหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I have a feeling Tom beats the redheaded dude a lot :/

    lahcen campbelllahcen campbellหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Thomas Kinkade died years ago. (Mom was a big fan of the jig-saw puzzles)

    Jeremy CookJeremy Cookหลายเดือนก่อน
  • This guy is so underrated. My fav guest.

    Shmurda StroShmurda Stroหลายเดือนก่อน
  • 58:30 is when I would have quit my job. Nadav can do better. Tom and Christina you guys are impatient and insufferable, fuck you. Love the show.

    Trevor HamiltonTrevor Hamiltonหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Same day as the UFC.... sorry jeans but you lose this one

    keanu rodriguezkeanu rodriguezหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Christina's reaction to the dude shooting himself was weak. He wasn't a fucking 12 year old kid. Most likely 18+. Your kids won't be doing that either, because you're probably too afraid of guns to have one in the house.

    Casey FentonCasey Fentonหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Ay my last names Pemberton

    Indy FistIndy Fistหลายเดือนก่อน
  • 58:34 little harsh, dont you think?

  • Show the child! Show it." Lmmfao 🤣😂🤣 holy crap I keep coming back to this episode. He's getting so good with his back and forth and improvising. I'm even going and looking him up now. Please have him on more. Really good Tik Tok commentary. 😂🤣

  • That lady in red screaming sounds just like Cartman

    charles wrightcharles wrightหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I just want that Gold Man Sachs/Bass Pro shirt, but I can’t find it anywhere 😫

    Pondering PresbyterianPondering Presbyterianหลายเดือนก่อน
    • Me neither!! I came here hoping someone had the link. Damn!

      Iskander Ben AmorIskander Ben Amorหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Johnny P in the fucken house!

    Devo BarroDevo Barroหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I loved the part where big P starts spitting out wasp and spider knowledge

    Daniel StoddardDaniel Stoddardหลายเดือนก่อน
  • is pemberton really 39? he looks like hes like 24

    Tyler SchwabTyler Schwabหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Seriously fuckin put someone on finding fedsmokers car to gift charro

    Dan ManDan Manหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I think it's Batterina adjusting the mirror in that Camaro.

  • 3:07 Popeye? using berts laughing as him busting a nut is hilarious

    ONI YautjaONI Yautjaหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Pembies should become the Ed McMahon to the Mommies Carson. Son of Zorn 4 LIFE!

    Jon McGovernJon McGovernหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I can't see the live show in my location apparently. Anyone got a link to a sneaky download? I would usually pay but I am being prevented by the website.

    Owen PidcockOwen Pidcockหลายเดือนก่อน
  • is that goldman sachs shirt ironic orrr

Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 564 w/ Johnny Pemberton