Your Mom's House - Ep. 592

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WHAT IS UP YOU CHOMOS?? This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's bangs and potential nose ring, questionable goblins in Harry Potter, Tom's hotel sushi ordeal, and Charo getting high over the weekend. They review listener submissions for the "animal" challenge, read emails from a self-proclaimed straight gay guy as well as a woman who received worn panties in the mail by mistake. They watch videos of a guy who got caught stealing a package, a cool guy's dying wish, the problems with white veganism, and an Albanian Christina P lookalike. The Main Mommies also play a round of "Horrible or Hilarious?" and watch this week's batch of TikToks.



  • I'm waiting for them to find out about the video "Dying" by LA turtle

  • Navy blue tank tops are part of the Australian national costume. Mostly worn by tradesmen.

    Andrew HumesAndrew Humes2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Side boob it's called.

    Paula FlahertyPaula Flaherty2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I ordered those panty sniffer things to my brothers apartment. It's a prank website that sends them this obvious package and when it arrived it's just got a card inside saying "you've been pranked". You can pay to have it signed for so that you get the extra shame of the postman having to hand it to you (which of course I did)

    robochrishrobochrish3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That made me think of the best advice, the Kinison bit on marriage. "If you ever think about getting married, think you found the right girl, ready to settle down.. remember this face" "Ahhhh oohhh ohhhhh. That'll be your fuckin face every night" "if you see me next week in the yard doing some work.., will you do me a favor? you love me? Kill me.. strangle me, run me over with a car whatever it takes, Im in Hell!!"

    Hz50G00D SmithHz50G00D Smith5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Anybody else here because the other bear just won’t shut up haha

    braxton kelschbraxton kelsch6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Where can I find that first video.

    Trav RadTrav Rad9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Christine 1000% has to dye her hair black bruh

    brown_ gurlbrown_ gurl9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • sith men lol

    NikNik9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Christina = not funny

    Kao GoogleKao Google9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • At the beginning they weren't calling him a waffle, "Waffle" refers to the rant he was doing., "I can't believe the shit im listening to at 9am"

    Ira BundyIra Bundy13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Thumbs up if the youtube algorithm brought you here and you are really confused as to why... I was watching cum town, not this dumb shit.

    ETET20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • the waffle comment came from a Brit named Morrissey. lmao

    Ryan WileyRyan Wiley21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • yeah. looking glow-ey, you two.

    Ryan WileyRyan Wiley21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1h 20 mins in, I'm done!!

    Antonio HarrisonAntonio Harrison21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Where can get the Phalic symbol track? I keep having to find the pomcast and rewatch the last 3 minutes

    OG PapaBlessOG PapaBless22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Every sane person is on board with the fact that if you have sex with men and are also a man you are gay right?

    David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff25 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I feel like the white vegan thing was created by anti vegans groups to mock vegans

    Mário FerreiraMário Ferreira26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • veganism is a mental illness

    Scott TylerScott Tyler26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Tom hates Christina's tic toks 😂

    Zach AustingZach Austing26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Indian woman hit by flying guy at 1:22:00 is ok. Sandeeta had 52 stitches on head.

    Su PharSu Phar27 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Conclusion from all these comments: Fellow Christa has emo Avril Lavigne hair, looks like Garth from Wayne's World, and according to people turning into a Karen.....this can't be good lol.

    Christina CChristina C28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • OMG. Search ALT girls with nose rings. How is he SO BAD at searching?

    Mary WitcherMary Witcher28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Main mommy needs to try out a fake nose ring, I am sure Amazon has them!

    Breanna DaggettBreanna Daggett29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 50 mg is weak. I love Denver!

    Matt LucasMatt Lucas29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "Move bitch! Get out my fuckin way, its BLACK HISTORY MONTH!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Damian CamarenaDamian Camarenaหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Any link to the original alpha video? Can’t find it anywhere.

    Craig AndersonCraig Andersonหลายเดือนก่อน
  • "I fuck dogs but I'm not a zoophiliac since I identify as straight!" -Bert Kreischer Added: I'm not even sure if they are sarcastic on that one, "but why, WHY put labels on people maybe this is the new [normal]" ...Because if an uncle rapes his niece or nephew, it doesn't make him less of a pedophile because he is married to aunt Theresa and identify as straight. What the fuck is going on with the world?!?

  • 1:55:10 Fat Epstein. Knew he didn't kill himself.

    Olwyn SkyeOlwyn Skyeหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The foregoing sex holly suppose because musician particularly excuse times a taboo cloudy. physical, beautiful cow

    Eamon WalshEamon Walshหลายเดือนก่อน
  • You need “down with white veganism” merch.

    Nicholas JamesNicholas Jamesหลายเดือนก่อน
  • @48:10

    Lightning LinoLightning Linoหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Just get a fake nose ring

    Tvtvt FanTvtvt Fanหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Big up Ian

    Daniel GeorgeDaniel Georgeหลายเดือนก่อน
  • someone please link me the guy from the start ahhaha

    Blake RalfBlake Ralfหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Bangs lmfao

    Miram poopMiram poopหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The hair...I don’t know man...

  • Me and Christina were on the same wave length. Packages loaded with weaponized Anthrax. Steal that package thieves!

    GA BGA Bหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Lol drippy dick

    Marz. jpgMarz. jpgหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Lol drippy dick

    Marz. jpgMarz. jpgหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Watching this show up until the TikTok segment is like playing with a feral cat: everything is fine and great, then things TAKE A TURN and the cat claws both of your eyes out and sprays you.

  • Thanks for the bangs Tom. Real nice

    Ryan SouthardRyan Southardหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Plot twist Tom is the leader of the cool guy club.

    Bryce GilBryce Gilหลายเดือนก่อน
  • They are Uh-hundred percent talking about Whitney with the thirst trap bit

    Marco DupaMarco Dupaหลายเดือนก่อน
  • ...yeah. Boo & I purched 2 TIX to the WPB (For Sat.’s Latest show) but-ANOTHER DEATHY / SAD situation f’d me/us - Nothin’ NEW. -Anyways- so, “Supported”. Etc. Oh vell. NEVER ENDS.Good4U.Tommy.

    Melanie TrodellaMelanie Trodellaหลายเดือนก่อน
  • First big titted animal clip was shot in Wisconsin. They had Ranch on the table with napkins ready for literally whatever dish comes out of that kitchen. Takes one to know one.

    Tyler EricksonTyler Ericksonหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Waffle isn’t an insult, it actually means like “dragged out explanation, or rant.”

    zeft loves catszeft loves catsหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I have a question, I'm a little bit new here, is tom joking around when he talks about fucking dudes? or is he being serious?

    Ryan VWillyRyan VWillyหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Between that lightning video and peeing in bottles on the side of the road I gotta say Bruce might finally be rubbing off on Jim. Kudos to not being dead inside anymore

    Robert KitchenRobert Kitchenหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Burnt Crystals says "massage" like Leo, mommy Tina

    Ryan VIncenecRyan VIncenecหลายเดือนก่อน
  • 1:28:30 black entitlement 2:00:00 russian pet bear

  • tom I never would have guessed was latino or bisexual...dude isn't alpha IMO..

  • Lookin like a discount Sara Jeans Underwood

    Steven WolfSteven Wolfหลายเดือนก่อน
  • tom takes those baby doses lol

    Joshua WaldmanJoshua Waldmanหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Love the clip w your mom Thom. She reminds me of my GMA. She used to smoke an oz a month! Which doesn't seem like that much today, but back then... My mom's name was Kristy. So yeah this episode hit home. Thanks Guys

    Mîköl PharleyMîköl Pharleyหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Push go with the "bullring" aka door knock... It's THERE ALL THE TIME. If you go outside get the right bc of where Thom sits on here. You want what he's gonna see the most. My ex had snakebites and it feels amazing!!! She also had many more and 30 tattoos. #StayWeird #StaySafe #StayAlive ✌️🖖🍁🍄👽🛸

    Mîköl PharleyMîköl Pharleyหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Jesus christ...toms comment about the quiet girl in the over sized sweater staring at the ground nearly made me piss myself 😂😂😂

  • I killed a rat throwing a lighter from exactly 42' 5" away. Fucking right we measured! Saw it out of the corner of my eye, had a lighter in my hand and let it loose. It flew perfectly 12 to 6, end over end, and hit it straight in its fucking rat face! Took like 2 steps and it fell over. My dog finished him off. Truly my greatest throw ever.

    Tron CarterTron Carterหลายเดือนก่อน
  • That sniff panties is an actual website where you can prank your friend by sending them this package

    cameron downingcameron downingหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Tiptoes 2: Cocked, Tok’d and ready to Rock

  • Same with the edibles, i start @ 50 and go from there. I took like 350 one time, and man oh man. I was trying to go to sleep and i felt like i kept almost falling into another dimension. Like i was about to start astral projection. Craziest experience ive had on edibles

    live flowerlive flowerหลายเดือนก่อน
    • 33:33

      live flowerlive flowerหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Biden is smooth? 🤣 y’all Tok’d

  • I think what is funnier about the men carrying the lady is what will happen to them for dropping her. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Rob MayleRob Mayleหลายเดือนก่อน
  • No mention of biden and his caging of kids at all. Wow show is so different

    Jthejuggernaut44 jJthejuggernaut44 jหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Fuck the Hangover, I know the Wolfpack I want to see a 3 movie series of

  • I'm not gay at all by any means, but I do however like to get my ass pounded out by dudes

  • How can they not mention the music with that cable snap video?

  • Thank you Christina for keeping us updated on the status of Tom's erection abilities.

  • Had mice in my Baltimore Apt. Laid like 7 snap traps with peanut butter, it was mouse-aggeddon. Snapped up 13 of those fuckers before it was said and done.

    Keith MKeith Mหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Package bomb was fake fyi

    Andrew PaulAndrew Paulหลายเดือนก่อน
Your Mom's House - Ep. 592