Trump Returning to the White House & Pence Surrenders His Testicles

The website MyHeritage came up with something called “Deep Nostalgia” that will animate old pictures of your ancestors, security forces are on high alert at the Capitol thanks to a QAnon prophesy that says Donald Trump returns to the White House tomorrow, former VP Mike Pence wrote an op-ed about how the election was “marked by significant voting irregularities,” the logo for the new Amazon app had to be removed because critics claimed it resembled Hitler, England is rebranding breast milk, the CDC is hashing out guidelines for those who have been vaccinated to transition back into normal life, Jimmy interviews two young people who allegedly were caught dressing up as old people to get vaccines, “This Week in COVID History,” and lower birth rates are causing alarm amongst health officials so they’re looking for new ways to market parenthood to a skeptical generation.
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  • I don't understand how voting registration and gerrymandering is even allowed to happen. In India, The Federal Central Election Commission (CEC) a non-partisan constitutional body entrusted with conducting state and federal elections. As per CEC regulation, no person should have to be more than 2km away from a voting station. This means that in India, there is a polling booth inside a forest that has a single voter. Every election, election officials reach a temple inside that forest where the priest votes and after that election officials go back. This is how elections should be conducted.

    Arghya ChatterjeeArghya Chatterjee4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • On a serious note here is how to get more people willing to have kids... Women joined the workforce but Men never increased how much they help at home... men its your home too do your part.

    Fancy SawceFancy Sawce8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I hate it

    OliviaOlivia9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • How dare those punks at Dodger Stadium not give those nice Greenbergs the vaccine! It's the same here at Yankee Stadium!

    Frank CantoneFrank Cantone15 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Harvey & Miriam Greenberg really made this show!

    Frank CantoneFrank Cantone15 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • your all freckles

    Tim FoxTim Fox16 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bring President Trump back to save our Country

    Lana CrittiLana Critti18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Did Germo just clap for himself ... wow such talent.

    Green NightsGreen Nights19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Trump proves America doesn't need a president and that the spider is doing just fine at causing misery and death wishes.

    Green NightsGreen Nights19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Guillermo is the OG

    Mia C. K.Mia C. K.19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Qanuts & MAGA maggots

    Jeanne MurrayJeanne Murray21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Peep our hilarious pop-punk tune (Pizza-Gate Princess) about a boy trying to console his conspiracy theory obsessed girlfriend.

    Good Ole' MuleGood Ole' Mule21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The zippy plaster greely dam because scarf theoretically subtract an a steady growth. difficult, dirty carol

    skittle111skittle11122 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Trump is el presidente again March 20th? There's only so much raw nuts this nation can handle. Can't we round them up and roast them?

    Mike PetersonMike Peterson23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Cancel Jimmy he sucks

    Lou ConfessoriLou Confessori23 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Lol. You're just mad, Lou.

      Drew GDrew G20 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • and yet HERE YOU ARE

      Lucy RicardoLucy Ricardo22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This guy hasn't been funny in years.

    Nunya BidnisNunya Bidnis23 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • and yet HERE YOU ARE

      Lucy RicardoLucy Ricardo22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 5:20. From now on, they will be referred to as "Chesticles."

    Dredge RiversDredge Rivers24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Poodles have more intelligence ...and class.

    Anthony AlgorithmAnthony Algorithm25 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • chest milk?! so, pain in the mammaries would be considered chest pain? that sounds confusing medically. they need clearer nomenclature

    Eowyn B JamisonEowyn B Jamison25 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • this was from kimmel asking young woman guess what's bulging in my pants

    jjjj25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ariel ButlerAriel Butler25 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • SAY IT JIMMY!!!! SAY IT!!! Black Lives Matter! I can’t hear you Jimmy!! SAY IT LOUDER!!! Say it!!!

    Marco QuackMarco Quack26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Those children are great actors!

    C DC D26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Guillermo doesn't look like a tele-tubby Jimmy, don't be mean :-(

    Lori CrawfordLori Crawford26 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Agreed. That was a flat out insult, all in a lame attempt to get some laughs.

      Ron CarsonRon Carson18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Biden cheated

    Robert JanickiRobert Janicki26 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • No. Donald lost all on his own....lmao.

      Drew GDrew G20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The election was stolen. Blocking windows to prevent republican observers, Stopping the count and during the no-counting time, Biden takes the lead, more people in some counties voted than there are registered voters. Evidence was never examined - always and excuse why not to see it. Biden didn't campaign, Hunter's crap came out and the media helped push the lie that it was Russian disinformation - then after the election they let out the truth. It's real and it's real bad. Trump got more votes than any other in American history and Biden beat that! Without campaigning or having the ability to attract a crowd of more than 7 people. You're a fool to believe that. And look what he's doing - all failures - border, foreign affairs. And he's not done destroying America from the inside yet.

    DA7545DA754526 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 2:25 "despicable act"? The PEACEFUL protest was planned and expected to be big. Trump said - "go and peacefully and patriotically make your voice heard". The rioting started before they could have gone from Trump location to the capital. I don't care who you are. that's not incitement. The impeachment failed because of this simple fact.

    DA7545DA754526 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Just found out about the smoking thing from a friend. Such bs. I have smoked in the past but I’ll be damned if I go before a teacher who decided never to smoke.

    Ashley RoseAshley Rose28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Remember the juggies Jimmy? Pepperidge farm remembers!

    Marlene TrainorMarlene Trainor29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • It’s gross that there’s this pressure being put on people to have kids. Politicians are only worried about drops in consumerism/the economy. Leave money out of the discussion of why people should birth people. Planet Earth needs less humans

    Leia PicardLeia Picard29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Not if Jimmy Kimmel ever had testicles this joke would be funny

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  • Jimmy I am not sure if it's really you talking, or if it's Donald impersonating you. That's what the Qkaput is telling me.

    Ceuceu MpomCeuceu Mpomหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Yes, by all means, have kids. Overpopulation? Naw, kids are the best. We need like a trillion more people. Uh-oh, but we will need to build homes for all the new people, you say?.No problemo-- we can use the trees from our national parks and move the extra people into the suburbs we build there. Whee! Humanity is the bestus thing jebus ever invented.

    Daxxon JabiruDaxxon Jabiruหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Interesting comments. What else would I expect from fans of one of the sleaziest people in television.

    Greg PekGreg Pekหลายเดือนก่อน
  • You're a good man Jimmy .... but the future of this world depends on fewer people..... not more.

    Robert AldaronRobert Aldaronหลายเดือนก่อน
  • My coffee almost came up my nose from the chestnuts comment 😂

    Rae ChevlinRae Chevlinหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I am waiting for you and your kids to be vaccinated since you are supporting Biden🤣

    Nemo LordNemo Lordหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel why this clown on my TH-vision

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  • The lovely bread technologically drain because cancer cytogenetically whirl without a beneficial nephew. annoyed, obnoxious flute

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  • Man....i love kimmel but lay off Guillermo, jimmy.

  • Oh jimmy leave Mr G alone lol he’s happy

    Patricua HernandezPatricua Hernandezหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The baby on the toilet seat 🤣🤣🤣 "Yeah I'm fine"

    Emeka ElekoEmeka Elekoหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The kid in the toilet! Hilarious, but I felt kind of sorry for the little fellow.

    Lady from the mountain NCLady from the mountain NCหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Biden fail on his promises including ending Yemen war the worst human catastrophe.

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  • The world is overpopulated because the generations before had too many babies and not enough resources to keep this crap up. There needs to be balance, so no we don't need to have more children.

    Joseph CroteauJoseph Croteauหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Guillermo: "It just comes out of me" Well that escalated quickly - or is that some other word starting with "E"... Oh my!

    Marc DracoMarc Dracoหลายเดือนก่อน
  • What great little actors

    Barely ClothedBarely Clothedหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I got too much love to give Jimmy !....Awesome

  • Brainwashing entertainment here

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  • This may have been the best Guillermo bit ever 🤣

    Brandy RoseBrandy Roseหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Those kids are so cool!

    Sebastien SebSebastien Sebหลายเดือนก่อน
  • So there's T shirts supporting the insurection?

    trunk monkeytrunk monkeyหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The trump supporters lmao

  • A way to be more inclusive would be to say “parent” vs “mom”. WE ALL HAVE BREASTS. Men, women, non binary people. We all have breasts. Some make milk, some don’t.

    Emily Van HeukelomEmily Van Heukelomหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Show off your ancle bracelet you sick perv

    Danial SteeleDanial Steeleหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Q is probably in a basement of his mother's house, in a 3rd world country or in Russia, North Korea or China laughing hysterically at the idiots that believe everything he says!!!

    Pink RosePink Roseหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Other than the fact that these conspiracy theorists are completely and utterly whacked... what the hell is wrong with them?!?

    Phil MPhil Mหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Really... What has DonTrumpet on these people??? I "understand" the average John and Qs with profecies and stuff, but my brain refuses to acknowledge that people elected to act on behalf of the American people can be subject to this unless they've done VERY bad things and the don has them on tape... But again, everyone has the don on tape and still running free... Sth is really wrong over there :/

    Lorena GívicaLorena Gívicaหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Not right to have kids cuss like that.

    Asian guyAsian guyหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Forget March 20th. How about April 20th...Hitler's birthday?

    Cor MalumCor Malumหลายเดือนก่อน
  • We all know jimmy used to be a hippy

    Juan KafatiJuan Kafatiหลายเดือนก่อน
  • This guys about as funny as cancer .

  • Jimmy Kimmel never had testicles.

    Rudi RüttgerRudi Rüttgerหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Yeeeeeaaaah I'm 25 and I cant see myself having a kid. Terrifying.

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  • You're getting children to use bad language! That's why I hardly watch this crap anymore. Degenerate

    Fuzzie MorrisFuzzie Morrisหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Besides little children.. has anyone ever seen Kimmels balls ?

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  • This guy is trash

  • Wait! He had a pair?

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  • Are you obsessed with Donald Trump or are you almost done talking about him what's going on do you love him Trump 2024

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Trump Returning to the White House & Pence Surrenders His Testicles