Transformers - Cosmonaut Picture Show

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  • Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety Hourหลายเดือนก่อน
    • Well you said Afghanistanian which wasn’t right it’s just like Afghan but you nailed it bahahaha

      The Bearclaw PodcastThe Bearclaw Podcast7 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Is this your young people's music

      Av8r96 PlaysAv8r96 Plays13 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Make these longer !

      Nadir seay.Nadir seay.15 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Are you doing the Fortnite emote ?

      Keegan ErpKeegan Erp18 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • It’s okay, nobody actually knows oil company-I mean military jargon

      The Greater DaneThe Greater Dane19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Are you both twins?

    Pizza CuberPizza Cuber9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • It looks like these people took a shower in wax before recording

    BrEaD LoRdBrEaD LoRd14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • This movie looks like it was filmed at that time of day that's not quite dusk but it's so late in the afternoon the sun is just orange and shining from one side. Even at night, it's just blue-toned at that point.

    Fleurdelis.Fleurdelis.17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • As A transformers mega fan ....I accept pretty much everything said here and can't stop laughing at BUMBLEBEE LITERALLY CAN'T BE INTERIGATED HE CAN'T GIVE US UP HE CAN'T TALK

    Brushed Draws ArtBrushed Draws Art19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Y’all mad funny😂😂😂

    GG22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • I love transformers this is hilarious

    Jake TulloJake Tulloวันที่ผ่านมา
  • Cant wait for the sequels This will be a good series

    SosaSosa2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Am I the only one who un-ironically likes these movies? Always have tbh, except 4 and 5. They don’t exist

    JustSeppeJustSeppe2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 13:00 I hate this point. Maybe english isn't their native language. At least you're not as bad as John Cena in Bumblebee.

    Goliath100Goliath1003 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If you take the color grading of this movie and mix it with Ozark you'll get normal colors.

    Shanez1215Shanez12153 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Movies like the transformers are some of the most insane US military propaganda ive ever seen. They work so well to paint a false picture of US military action abroad and what the CIA really does that so many people have this exact belief of the military and war

    Luke TLuke T3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 8:52 "What's cracking little bitches" *Jazz proceeds to sit his fat ass down on top of a corpse of his species*

    Akash ShahAkash Shah3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Jazz in this movie is weaponized cringe.

    Super Pal1994Super Pal19943 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • haha I have that sweater too

    eddie rodriguezeddie rodriguez3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Fun Fact: You didn’t know that the 90’s song thing here and the “doo-doo-do! Doo-doo-doo-do!” Song from the Twilight videos are the same song.

    TemavoTemavo4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 4:44 my childhood was ruined 😂😂

    King JuiceKing Juice4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Smashmouth, Doctor Fuck, and Skullfuck were KILLED by the BATTLE TROOPS!!!

    Izuku MidoriyaIzuku Midoriya4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Do a the revenge of the fallen the transformers movie reviews are my favorite

    A Jager FilmA Jager Film4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I hated these movies because they spent more time panning off screen to the fucking humans and whoever that lady in the thumbnail than they did actually show the transformers

    BlueFlamedMemphisBlueFlamedMemphis4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Real Government: We sent out multiple units to eliminate the target. Michael Bay Government: We are sending out battle troops to kill our enemy.

    Izuku MidoriyaIzuku Midoriya5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • At least this movie was accurate in one way: the original cartoon was a commercial for toys, the movie is a commercial for the military.

    EverikEverik5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 14:12 that was Michael Bay

    Landino The GreatLandino The Great5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dude. I've literally seen these movies in theater and I've spent 75% of this video trying to decide which one this is about. Fucking help me

    ZehcZehc5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Transformers 2 is even worse. They didn't have a script.

    Izuku MidoriyaIzuku Midoriya5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Love the nail color on your left hand

    Hi DaßerHi Daßer6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 14:50 We should appreciate how risky it is for 2 helicopters to lift a transformer

    Alexandre Weber MTGAlexandre Weber MTG6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 10:38 - I stopped here. This movie is so bad that even a lampooning of it doesn't satisfy.

    immortal nightbodyimmortal nightbody6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The first time I watched this movie I literally thought they had spilled gasoline on all the characters

    Spencer CruseSpencer Cruse6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them

    SHSH6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Then Marvel adopts Transformers' blood showing rule.

    wavingdragonwavingdragon7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • the only part that I liked from this movie was that he was wearing a The Strokes shirt

    Lucia Maria Ortega FloresLucia Maria Ortega Flores7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The first one is seen by most as the best one How did we get five of these

    John StensonJohn Stenson7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Did they CGi the tubes at 11:43? Like why not just spend the 20$ on actual tubes xD?

    Nathan SchellNathan Schell7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Love this more please

    SoupigeonSoupigeon7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I HAVE THAT SWEATER!!!

    Peter Ponce-TorizPeter Ponce-Toriz8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw

    Nikolai MelnikovNikolai Melnikov8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm in the middle of the video, but going off of pure memory. Didn't Jazz die first?

    CoffeeSorcerer69CoffeeSorcerer698 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dude omg this was so fucking funny how did u not do this sooner

    RAGE_TVRAGE_TV8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Imma month late here, but why did they need the stress how hot the love interest high schooler was... is it because she sucked

    Melvin DonovanMelvin Donovan8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The first transformers movie will always be the best one.

    Jason LewisJason Lewis9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This movie is actually one of the better ones out the line up.

    Sir PlataSir Plata9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Been rewatching the Picture Show videos and all I can say is that Dan is great

    D'amante GordonD'amante Gordon9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Marks show more cat

    Ethan WalshEthan Walsh9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Wouldn't the Decepticons be Antifa super soldiers?

    Roman BilanRoman Bilan9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The grease on their lips prevents them from ever fully kissing

    Jr AnimationsJr Animations9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • you look like the guy from the grubhub

    enchanted dirtenchanted dirt10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • PLEASE do all the movies Marcus, this vid was hilarious

    D4CD4C10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Here's the reality of it, if you expect a good plot, good characters, or good writing when watching a transformers movie then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. You watch these movies to just spend some time watching giant alien robots blow stuff up for two hours, and in that respect not only is it one of the best movies you can find but it's also some of the most fun you can have with a movie. These aren't meant to be some masterpiece of storytelling or character study, it's just one cool shot after another, that's how you have to see it, and once you do these movies have become some of the best theater experiences you can have.

    Shawn BarronShawn Barron10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "Disgusting 👌🗣" 😂😂😂

    Ndivhuwo ThizwilondiNdivhuwo Thizwilondi10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The apathetic squid coincidentally slap because environment phytogeographically rinse pace a cute author. harmonious, thoughtless shallot

    Dontavis BradleyDontavis Bradley10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Ayo homeslice, oh boi obuddy ol'pal, where's the quality robo racism

    Dork NightDork Night11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “Are you doing the Fortnite emote?” I’m not gonna lie when I say... I died a little on the inside when I heard him say that.

    Jurassic ProductionsJurassic Productions11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I have those shirts

    Jared D. SanchezJared D. Sanchez11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • So when's the Revenge of the Fallen viewing? That'll be fun. ^_^

    RetlocLiveRetlocLive11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I also laughed WAAAAAY TOO HARD on 1:15

    Luis Hern@ndezLuis Hern@ndez11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Remember how memorable Jazz was in the OG cartoon? Yeah, now he’s worthless in this😂😂

    Luis Hern@ndezLuis Hern@ndez12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • As if this video wasn't perfect already, suddenly - cat. 12:00

    Matt KilsbyMatt Kilsby12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I haven’t seen this level of movie snobbery since Cinemasins

    Fist of Dante MediaFist of Dante Media12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • the way Dan holds his switch at the beginning makes me unrationally angry idk why

    Anyone _Anyone _12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 8:52 when I see my friends.

    CrystalinCrystalin12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • moar

    SkrillaThrillaSkrillaThrilla12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I know it’s rhetorical but the name Decepticons is a name given to them by the High Council of Cybertron. It was supposed to demonize them but they just kinda own it.

    Halloween EvolvedHalloween Evolved13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • It's the 5th time i watch this video, and i JUST got the opening sweater joke ......jesus

    Nikos GligorisNikos Gligoris13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Part 2 when pls?

    Alexander DeanAlexander Dean13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This shit is actually hilarious. Please do the other movies

    Just ChrisJust Chris13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Can u do one for horror movies like the nun

    iam_qwesiiam_qwesi13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm so excited for part 2 lol. Glad the movies with a friend thing is doing well

    M PM P13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • i will hereby refer to miles as "the flip flop guy"

    PolarVannyPolarVanny13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Can’t wait for the sequel!! Oh wait...

    Jarod GrudemJarod Grudem13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Transformers - Cosmonaut Picture Show