Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly

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  • There is an electric carpet

    King BartuKing Bartu4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Nice life hack. I can now make something productive to keep myself away from procrastination.

    lunaluna10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Nobody: TH-visionrs in their thumbnails: 5:50

    Emmanuel Jerome D. BARCENALEmmanuel Jerome D. BARCENAL10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • 5:51 when u touched the iron your mom told u not to touch

    notsynnotsyn11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • God when you jumped across the ground like a gorilla it kills me every time I watch this video

    Koofy SanKoofy San15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • this is where michael got his addiction to tazing people

    Mr. MuggerMr. Mugger19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Old McDonalds employee here it isn’t us being lazy cleaning the ice cream machine just takes a while

    Moefy EspinozaMoefy Espinoza21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Figured I'd go ahead and answer your shake machine question. My fiance is a manager at mcdonalds and has worked there for 6 years. Sometimes it's actually broken and they're waiting on someone that either corporate or the higher ups in the franchise contract to fix it. Most of the time however it's being cleaned because someone didn't do their job, or someone started the cleaning process without ending it. It takes a while for it to be functional again after cleaning due to it not being the right temperature yet. They assume you don't have an hour or so to wait for it, so they default to it's broken. It saves them having to explain what I just explained over and over. So if the mcdonalds near you always has a functional ice cream machine it's either that they're really good cleaning it at opportune times, or it's not cleaned very often and those things get absolutely gross. So next time you hear it's down; do so knowing a manager is probably just as upset about it as you are.

    TwiznitchTwiznitch21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Move him to the basement thats what I do duh 😂😂

    Fuzion BlastFuzion Blast23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm just realized lucas the spider😆😆😆

    DJ CARLOSDJ CARLOSวันที่ผ่านมา
  • wow this is what he for

    Farty PersonFarty Personวันที่ผ่านมา
  • You do everything with a sense of innocence!!!!!!!!!!!

    Trey JacksonTrey Jacksonวันที่ผ่านมา
  • so fucking cute 5:51

    Trey JacksonTrey Jacksonวันที่ผ่านมา
  • 8:13 Taping his glasses! xD

  • also it’s not electric carpet the medical term is actually defeetbrilator

    Old NavyOld Navyวันที่ผ่านมา
  • Just remember Michael has more subs than you

    Chicken DaddyChicken Daddyวันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’ll take some trash!

    Adam QuinnAdam Quinnวันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:40 That is EXACTLY how I imagine michael gets around the house.

  • My dude is playin minecraft...nice.

    SANJAY GhatisinghSANJAY Ghatisinghวันที่ผ่านมา
  • Camera man john is howtobasic

    JesuscheesJesuschees2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I like how you can see the shaking form of Michael while he plays Minecraft, just giggling

    Galactic FlamGalactic Flam2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:37 the greatest.

    Blackheart WolfBlackheart Wolf2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Title hurts my brain.. “Roomate” without a m

    DaDragonDaDragon2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Lazy employees? Really? Lazy employees is an asinine postulation. Don’t insult an entire facet of private employment, please. I say please as a courtesy; greedy franchise owners gyp and hustle innocent and ignorant laborers. If you’re so concerned with someone manning the ice cream machine, do it yourself. Just say you know how and they will literally let you. You would be contributing to a short handed workforce with the best of intentions!!! Labor shortages and their consequences aside, any inventor can see a demand for a satisfactory helping hand. Invent a better ice cream machine. Contribute to a global company doing global good. It’s our pleasure, we deserve it. McDonald’s Restaurants will give you the time if you believe in yourself. * * * * * * as a mug

    UBERPIESUBERPIES2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I swear I've seen Micheal do a video just like this...

    Ares PeverellAres Peverell2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • you should have said the electric fence was for a horse

    mr.walrus gamingmr.walrus gaming3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 8:22 he says “I’ve left my room today” Look at his desk lol

    Brief LeanBrief Lean3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • goodbye roommate michael :(

    Gavin GerbershagenGavin Gerbershagen3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Michael is the clickbait

    meteometeo3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • michael here

    meteometeo3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1940: nuclear ficicist make a nuclear bomb 2019: William ossman makes a schortcutting carpet fore his ROOMMATE

    JoostJoost3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • less than 6 months later michael had enough of getting tazed and moved out to taze other ppl lol

    ness ;;;ness ;;;3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 2:03 caretaker is doing the sasquatch found photo

    Old NavyOld Navy3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Before Michael joined OfflineTV

    Daniel FilkinDaniel Filkin3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • And now Michael left you for OfflineTV

    UnSempliceTriangoloUnSempliceTriangolo4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • He was clearly gaming, you should have asked at a better time

    ClassifiedAmphibianClassifiedAmphibian4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 5:30 lucaaaas!!!

    agustin condeagustin conde5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I would like this trash plox

    Mega ManMarioMega ManMario5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • make a robot bunny that hops around and poops

    Kat ChaffinKat Chaffin5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • give him respect he playin minecraft

    Doggo like BeanzDoggo like Beanz6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I got *ANGRY* when i saw a bone of a dead man In the *LIVING ROOM*

    Mackiedogs FtwMackiedogs Ftw6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • you should take the stronger one

    bosna janjebosna janje6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • They are the perfect match for each other

    Jo LillyJo Lilly6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Make a hard sweet gun to shoot people with and kill everyone in existance

    Jack MinecraftJack Minecraft6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Having these two as roommates is like having two mad scientists as roommates. (Or should I say inventors)

    BlagelaglazeBlagelaglaze6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Keep weight on back foot. Gently place forward foot. Shift weight to forward foot. Carefully bring back foot to your forward foot. Repeat as needed. That's basic sneaking.

    duneblytheduneblythe6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "Is Michael reeves a good roommate? Yea he is not bad" Watching Michael Reeves`s videos, I have trouble believing that.

    I hate everyone equallyI hate everyone equally7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • When Mac Donald’s say there ice cream machine is broken there actually cleaning it

    Ruby AspinRuby Aspin7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Michael Reeves weighs like, what, 28lbs? How much noise could he make?

    Kilgore TroutKilgore Trout7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • the whole ice cream machine thing is because the machines are a bitch and a half to clean so no one really wants to do it

    PatchworkPatchwork8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Michael Reeves uses Windows Subsystem for Linux confirmed

    Agent 008Agent 0088 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • We need to spam Michaels next video with big hairless dog

    We are all fish boiWe are all fish boi8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If it were Michael doing this he would have used the bigger shocker with no remorse

    Michael AbbottMichael Abbott8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Yo funny story about the ice cream machine conspiracy theory. It's actually not broken, it's just a bitch to clean and takes like 4 hours, so it's not worth it to actually sell ice cream and clean it at night. McDonald's threatens to replace it's employees with robots yet they can't even replace the ice cream machines with the better ones.

    Mr.DeathMr.Death9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Evil

    Asian TrashAsian Trash9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Gib me trash

    mastr5135mastr51359 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Thats just a SAW trap

    Raquel SanchezRaquel Sanchez9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dude that lady probably thought you were a serial killer

    Madi ReaganMadi Reagan9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • It’s not lazy employees when they say they gotta clean it cause overnight didn’t do it, they gotta clean it, when they say it’s broken, it’s not broken it’s temporarily down, I worked at McDonald’s for a year it sucked but it’s a process, so is cleaning or fixing that fucking machine

    Jacob RiveraJacob Rivera10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • itll probably b running a few thousand volts, thats a fence unit haha, next time u need one just head to ur local agricultural store

    Nanana FuckThatNanana FuckThat10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dance

    Troy DaleTroy Dale10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Micheal turned his invention against him.

    Nun with Dual BerettasNun with Dual Berettas10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This is wrong.

    NightHawkNightHawk10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • i once fell balls first on one of those hot wire terminals when i was about 7 years old... one of the most painful experiences of my life

    Schuyler WarrenSchuyler Warren10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Is no one going to talk about the soul that leaves William's mouth after he shocked himself?

    That IndividualThat Individual11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “Inhumane for animals” lol well thats sentence doesn’t really make sense now does it? Like, do animals have humanity? When they shit everywhere and ravage other animals is that humanity?

    Puppy PuppingtonPuppy Puppington11 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • The inhuman part refers to the humans not acting like a decent human-being. Also humans are the most ravagiest against other animals.

      DondonDondon7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:39 “like a troglodyte” lol

    Escher MODEREscher MODER11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • How to train your roommate

    kitsune in a boxkitsune in a box11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Is this how your house burned down

    Midget MartianMidget Martian11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stop Furby abuse 2k19

    Spookyboi LarsSpookyboi Lars11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly