The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now

I made a song about this sorry
That's right folks Varli has become the hero that no one wanted, and also no one deserved.
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Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on TH-vision, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.




  • Ok ok due to popular demand I made a song out of the whole "help let me go" thing here you go

    Danny GonzalezDanny Gonzalezปีที่แล้ว
    • bro the guy who kidnapped the girl is the creepy one in scaled if that's the name of it

    • ;-;

      Lightning PlaysLightning Playsวันที่ผ่านมา
    • It was *s n a z z y*

      Someone Yet No OneSomeone Yet No Oneวันที่ผ่านมา
    • dannyyyyyyyy

      conan gray • 45 years agoconan gray • 45 years ago6 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • 6:13

      Clarissa RosenbauerClarissa Rosenbauer7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • At 0:27 he said tic tac

    Poodini73Poodini738 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Danny The GodDanny The God6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • but ur jokes r funny:(

    carmela pizzichemicarmela pizzichemi6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • *dont fear* *varli is here*

    Paintbrush OmegaPaintbrush Omega7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • oh the cringe

    ØmXth HerathØmXth Herath9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Can we talk about how marly fuckin wrecked danny? "I wont stuke so low" im scared.

    Erion ÇitakuErion Çitaku10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Am i the only one who heard i love Hitler at 5:01

    cyber gamingcyber gaming12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • *the arrow is pointing at her boob*

    Please helpPlease help21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • “like, if tony stark was in this situation, um, he would be, well he would be a corpse on the floor.” *DANNY-*

    TONOTONO23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • This lady is making me cringe and its making me uncomfortable

    •Moon Light••Moon Light•วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Varli shading Danny We all thought that was funny.

    Ommara Raza AliOmmara Raza Aliวันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’m guna get you with my laser pointer

    Michael PrevitiMichael Previtiวันที่ผ่านมา
  • He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went Adventure on to land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's dolphin man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night Cuz he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright If you run in to him In the dark abandoned house Where he lives Ohh You know he may come off strong But he's not what he seems If he ever catches you You can bet that you'll scream Like Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Let me go tonight You'll scream Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Stop kidnapping me She was just a lady Not a care in the world 'Till she saw some grown men Kidnapping a girl She said Help, let me go So she sprung into action Then she looked right at a necklace And became Scarlett Johansson Then she kicked all their asses Varli, savior of the masses Don't know where that necklace came from Love more, hate less, that's the message Dolphin man saw her on TV And gave her a call They formed the best crime-fighting team In the world Ohh Then they saved the president From an alien race It was all over the news He was screaming in space Like Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Let me go tonight He said Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Stop kidnapping me Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Let me go tonight He said Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Stop kidnapping me

    mr banana boiii the greatmr banana boiii the greatวันที่ผ่านมา
  • 6:39 how does kurtis have so green eyes like thats adorable

    a Clowna Clownวันที่ผ่านมา
  • made me cringe- a lot.

  • From what I've seen most creators are good sports about Danny's commentary on them because they get that putting content out there = a variety of reactions, and comedic commentary is honestly the better one since it's not meant to be taken seriously. But Varli is a little too busy categorizing people into haters or followers to take the joke, like yeah he had criticism but most of it was just clearly joking, never has he gotten personal or disrespectful, lol. Like Troy Becker was such a good sport he decided to collab with Dan, his content isn't my thing but I have mad respect for him after that.

    Dissociated JellyDissociated Jellyวันที่ผ่านมา
  • 3:03 Me a greg and 11 *im going to pretend i didnt see that* -👄-

    spicy chicken legsspicy chicken legsวันที่ผ่านมา
  • I met Varli yesterday after she yelled at the pizza man for telling her daughter to wear a mask

    Sam LevitanSam Levitanวันที่ผ่านมา
  • Not even 1 minutes in I already feel like she punch my soul to the point of no return

  • So she’s Walmart all might

    Exile SplashExile Splashวันที่ผ่านมา
  • ᕼᗴᒪᒪO ᑭᗴOᒪᒪᗴ 𝔩𝔬𝔩 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Zack The Dabbing SkeletonZack The Dabbing Skeleton2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “If Tony Stark was here... well, he’d be a corpse on the floor” Danny really holds nothing back man

    Lobster named goose ꨄLobster named goose ꨄ2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Sorry fanny you’re just obsessed.

    Tiger PopTiger Pop2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 0:45 lmao sorry i had to click a diffrent video t much cring

    mr.knoledgemr.knoledge2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:24 lightning McQueen during seggs

    Xtreme VirginXtreme Virgin2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • girl being kidnapped: HELP LET ME GO HELP me singing: help let me go help let me go ya let me goooooo

    yes noyes no2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Minute 6:03 they straight up brainwashed danny

    Ulises MandagaranUlises Mandagaran2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Remember kids. *Love more, hate less.*

    Exam MoleExam Mole2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • PISHKA PISHKA NevER FeAr BiTCh Is HEre!!!!!!!!

    Z MANZ MAN2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Why does Danny keep saying those 11-year-old girls they’re much older than 11

    Dioma GamingDioma Gaming2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Danny: If Tony Stark was in here well, he would be a corpse on the floor. Me: 😨

    LU LUNALU LUNA3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If anyone didn’t know (and that’s okay): Danny was joking and you definitely should assume that a kidnapping is happening in a situation like this. You shouldn’t wait until you know for 100% sure... waiting is good sometimes, but if you think something like a kidnapping or m*rder is happening, then do something. Danny wouldn’t really recommend thinking something like “maybe it’s just a kidnapping themed birthday party?” 🛑

    Ava FoxAva Fox3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ichigo 765Ichigo 7653 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • As soon as you finished saying she made a video responding a Wendy's ad played

    Potato_GODZ_Potato_GODZ_3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Ever get a compliment and just know that the person is mocking you? That’s varly right now

    Michbot MfangMichbot Mfang3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • dont be scard varly is dead

    Avery JonesAvery Jones3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 5:42 It's sounds like she's saying love more, hitlər😳

    Isaías GonzálezIsaías González4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Me: trys to eat a strawberry cake Random person: *Y E E H A W* LET ME TAKE THIS

    Noisy BoyNoisy Boy4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • She sounds Asian but i can't pinpoint where

  • I am mentally, physically, and visibly confused.

    Michael MgbeojirikweMichael Mgbeojirikwe5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “Did I like this movie?” Yes “Is this movie perfect?” Yes “How many likes do I give this?” *Y* *E* *S*

    JacksonimationsJacksonimations5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bet you can't guess who owns Ricky's, the food distribution service.

    Rafael GonzalezRafael Gonzalez5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Varli is a combination of my mom and my aunt

    Sheev PalpatineSheev Palpatine5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Owen SmithOwen Smith5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Marley from Marley and me

    ßelleßelle5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • people who make impact sounds when they fake punch are so very very cool

    runforitmanrunforitman5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ryan DuongRyan Duong5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 10:24 , we need the whole song sir .

    jx5minjx5min5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Tik Tok moms are rising.

    kerrick worldkerrick world5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • She stole the Flash theme.

    Nintendo FreakNintendo Freak5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I looked it up and it said that we are the fastest growing armu

    Luke TangherliniLuke Tangherlini6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The music they play at 11:23 sounds almost exactly like the flash theme music.

    Captain ObliviousCaptain Oblivious6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I looked it up and it said greg

    • s m o l •• s m o l •6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • no

    Desi De RataDesi De Rata6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Help Let me go Help Let me go Help Let me go Help Let you go

    Drift SMCDrift SMC6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • don't worry i'm greg

    LpsNightmare FilmsLpsNightmare Films6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • i can feel my brain cells commiting suicide watching her

    why. worldwhy. world6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • v_v

    Drift SMCDrift SMC6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Why do the people in this chick's tiktoks always seem like they don't wanna be there? Is she kidnapping people?

    Angry Little ToeAngry Little Toe6 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • yes

      emily barsottiemily barsotti2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 8:38 This part killed me XD

    Fozzie the CatFozzie the Cat6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 5:21 bruh i laughed so hard at this!

    Julian TwistJulian Twist7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 9:39 TOO SOON!!! 😂😂

    Bougie LlamaBougie Llama7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • _L E M M E_ *G O H .*

    S t a r S t r u c kS t a r S t r u c k7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • i love how she counts him talking about her being weird as hate

    BetsyBetsy7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • no one : varli : fighting violence with violence.

    Wilson CorreaWilson Correa7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Triggered Grammar NaziTriggered Grammar Nazi7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Varli: *is racist and homophobic* Still Varli: dAnNy HaTe LeSs LoVe MoRe

    あなたは購読しています!A.I.Nyn!あなたは購読しています!A.I.Nyn!7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Uuuuhm is varley dumb? Danny is litterally hating on things which need to be stoped or which are already hated on and he's a freaking ROAST CHANNEL like wut do ya expect when u make videos like that (0+0)

    D.N.J GamerArtsD.N.J GamerArts7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • A very cool human who shares a little bit of himself with us.

    Lyndsey ParnellLyndsey Parnell7 วันที่ผ่านมา
The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now