Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate - Colbert's LIVE Monologue

Stephen Colbert uses his LIVE Late Show monologue to break down the highlights of tonight's Democratic Presidential Debate, including the results of the first head-to-head debate matchup between Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden. #LateShowLIVE #Monologue #Colbert
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  • Bernie sounds like that because he is out in the field with people and actually talking with them and listening them...unlike other candidates.

    kaan muglalıkaan muglalı2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Love how Colbert took apart every one of the joker candidates LOL

    Marlon MudzudzuMarlon Mudzudzu2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • The booker joke killed me actually i wasnt expecting that , these shows want biden to win so bad, its gonna be a pleasure to watch trump get 2nd term if biden is the democratic nominee , the democrats will never learn, apperantly Trump becoming president wasnt a wake up call enough.

    Mosab HijaziMosab Hijazi2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Stop silencing Andrew Yang!! #yang2020

    Gordon NicholsGordon Nichols3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Barney Fife as national security advisor 🤣🤣🤣 On second thought, he’d do better than Rudy Colludy as cyber security advisor 🙄

    nachtegael Wnachtegael W3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Biden is a sad sack.

    Steve DSteve D4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I don't get why Pete buttigieg isn't doing better. He has the perfect background and when he talks he makes sense.

    kinikiakinikia4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • "phlegmsalvania"? The writers should go work the for tRUMP administration. If the facts don't fit the joke, just make shit up. Senator Sanders is from VERMONT. What the hell, neither state is NYC so it really doesn't matter. Colbert sucks, he's a one trick pony.

    Timothy LeeTimothy Lee4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 6:40 Joe Biden old man..

    asionlineasionline4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I love how Biden predicted the future by accidentally calling Bernie the president.

    Tayce SellsTayce Sells4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Bernie has one of the healthiest hearts out there his arteries are clean the rest are ticking time bombs.

    Spencer CalvertSpencer Calvert4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I can’t wait till there are no more jokes about president trump. I am positive we will have just as many great jokes about the impeached trump we just won’t have to be crying inside.

    Spencer CalvertSpencer Calvert4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Berni is too old ,and always angry . He needs free healthcare desperately. Biden is always forgotten to say the right words . Yang thinks everything will happen with the money. Latinos are not fit to be a president . Look what they have done to Mexico. Beto has a big mouth . Hope he will not be shot. Harris has a dirty mouth . It’s not presidential speech *Little dude *. Warren has hypertension . She needs to see psychiatrist. Cory Book is Fast and Furious. He should be in ICE instead. Amy looks like she needs help herself. So no democrat will win in 2020 😢

    nawlulunawlulu4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • GENIUS

    Kathleen McKeeKathleen McKee4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I'd rather an old dude who has the mannerisms of an old man than the brain. If the words come out make sense then it's not a big deal if they're in a voice of an snl character. Lol

    Molly SpurgeonMolly Spurgeon4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • What state are we in when we're making fun of having too many plans?!

    Molly SpurgeonMolly Spurgeon4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • "Everything revolves around the almighty dollar" was a fact, not a moral argument. Was Colbert hoping Yang wish that away rather than work within the system? Not a good look Colbert.

    doedicurusdoedicurus4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Yang is trying to bribe his way in!

    Valsorim24Valsorim244 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Betto....Does the Second Amendment mean anything to you? You so easily think that removing guns from millions of responsible gun owners who have not and will not go on a shooting rampage will solve the real issue of mental health deficiency? The ratio of responsible gun owners to mentally sick individuals who have gone off the rails, is staggering. These mentally ill individuals will use any means possible to cause the harm they want to inflict, be it guns, cars, bombs, who knows where their sick minds deviate to. Instead of jumping on that "they love the gun control" issue which you think will give you the win, you should focus on the real issue if you want to make some difference. Because, the "hell yea we are coming for your guns" is not gonna work out real well. No gun owners are saying.."ok Beto...here you go". But don't you have body guards around you that carry guns? How dare you think that your security is more important than the rest of us!!!

    Thorn BushThorn Bush4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 11:57 so Biden got technological when talking about education? Are you sure there Stephen? It wasn’t about racial issues? Stop batting for Biden th-vision.net/detail/%E0%B8%A7%E0%B8%B5%E0%B8%94%E0%B8%B5%E0%B9%82%E0%B8%AD-8iQuvb8yue4.html

    MrTryMrTry4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I would appreciate if he would show some respect for Bernie, he could be his dad and he's working harder than Stephen ever will probably work on anything.

    Pepe RaphaelPepe Raphael4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Hes old as shit but he fights for a good cause. Leave the old man his health alone

    freakbag420freakbag4204 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Well, "the guy in 'The wizard of Oz' " is probably the correct way of saying it. For "the wizard of Oz" was a fictional character even in their fictional universe. The small dude was pretending to be him, but there is no wizard of oz. There is only the small dude. Whereas, in Rambo, the guy in Rambo is actually Rambo. But, funny joke I guess. 10:00 This guy clearly never heard of being caught up in a war without starting it. "Do you have a time machine?" Another "funny" joke, but for all I know, his point with that statement was: "Well it sux that it was actually started. Now we have to be "caught up" in it and deal with it appropriately. Though ideally, I should never have even happened."

    Josny13Josny134 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • The Day After Tomorrow can't be today. Number one, it was a shitty movie. Number two, nothing that rapid and cold has even been seen in Antarctica. And number three, it was a shitty movie. I'm not downplaying the climate problem, just Hollywood's interpretation of it. Let us not borrow inspiration from shitty movies for real life events.

    FalloutJackFalloutJack4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Yang is the smartest guy in the lineup. Sick of the same old political BS word salad.

    Steve NakamuraSteve Nakamura5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • The only things he could tease burnie about is that he needs a losenge and looks like doc brown. That says a lot. Why is Joe called the front runner?

    Aika240Aika2405 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Aika240 It’s because he’s pro-Bernie. You can’t roast a person your trying to get elected

      DSsaladDSsalad4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I’m sorry but Biden just doesn’t seem in fit condition to become president, my man is really old and forgetful. But you and Obama were a great combo while it lasted

    EdforresEdforres5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • That "freedom dividend" sounds super ridiculous... 😂😂😂

    Garrett CrenshawGarrett Crenshaw5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Garrett Crenshaw You should read up on it, the math works out www.yang2020.com/what-is-freedom-dividend-faq/

      DSsaladDSsalad4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • These polls they keep saying that Biden , is leading in the polls? How in the fuck is that true, like people listen to this guy and think that’s def my guy? Wtf

    charbel marouncharbel maroun5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Question for any americans in the house...would that 1000 dividend even cover healthcare insurance for a family for a month?

    B McBB McB5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Stephen Colbert likes to smear on Yang a lot for no reason. Yang supports Medicare for all and calls out issues our American society isn’t looking at. You should read up on it it’s pretty interesting www.yang2020.com/policies/

      DSsaladDSsalad4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • literally no jabs at warren smh

    Ata MadenAta Maden5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • We're doomed look in the seat in front of you for the pamphlet to see what to do

    Drew BerryDrew Berry5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Colbert is on fire, nearly broke down at work

    55karatekid55karatekid5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I understand treating all of them equally, but Stephen is better than making fun of people for things they cannot help, especially someone working as hard as Bernie Sanders.

    KemosheaKemoshea5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Colbert was too hard with Kamala Harris. So she said the guy in "The Wizard of Oz". The point was, he wasn't a wizard at all, just a con artist, which is exactly what Trumpf is.

    G. P.G. P.5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I think I got quiplash from these debates

    YJM YJMYJM YJM5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Bernie bros are as bad as trump supporters.

    Scorpius JonesScorpius Jones5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • "the president" YES HE IS!!!!!!!!

    Andrés FincherAndrés Fincher5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • The media is managing this campaign as they always do, they know Bernie is coming for them and all of a sudden the polls show him as second or third. He is #1 people don't let them discourage you. Make your vote matter!

    Multi LitoMulti Lito5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • brilliant!

    Ádám AranyÁdám Arany5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Colbert: No one likes Castro making old people jokes. Also Colbert: BERNIE THO AMIRITE?

    Coffee Cats KimchiCoffee Cats Kimchi5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Yeah, I found it really hypocritical for castigating Castro for old-people jokes when that's pretty much what Colbert does nightly!

      G. P.G. P.5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Bernie2020

    A. Q.A. Q.5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I am ready for a president Sanders!

    littlebluecloverslittleblueclovers5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Why does whenever Andrew Yang speak it sounds like a shark tank pitch

    Laura DouglassLaura Douglass5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • President Yang all the way

    elliott cookelliott cook5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I can’t fucking STAND THIS MORON, ASSCLOWN!!!! He’s such a complete DOUCHEBAG!!!🖕🖕🖕

    Shaneb73Shaneb735 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Biden Never visited my city and community in 2016 ...just saying.

    obsever viewerobsever viewer5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I won't say no to President Sanders if it comes down to it, but where my Warren gang at?

    Na yaNa ya5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Stephen Colbert should stop this nonsense already and just run for President in 2020! He's the only one who can counter Trump's hate-filled rhetoric with thoughtfulness, intelligence, and most importantly, biting wit!

    Rene SuarezRene Suarez5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Please, Americans: Biden is a sure loser. Go with Bernie or Warren.

    peixe corujapeixe coruja5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Biden is not the frontrunner. He can't garner the under 30 vote or the EC vote.

    Éamonn SíoċáinÉamonn Síoċáin5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • What is the "EC vote"?

      G. P.G. P.5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Notice that the ONE candidate that he didn't poke a lot of fun at is Elizabeth Warren!!! That's because she's actually a serious contender who doesn't come off like an accidental comedian during the debate!!! Warren 2020!!!!

    Brigette AndersonBrigette Anderson5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • That was a great Bernie impression.

    ExotikZBoy17ExotikZBoy175 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Could someone please teach Booker how to pronounce "no" in Spanish? We're a poor language señor: when we write only one vowel, we say only one vowel.

    CoraMendiCoraMendi5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Lmao that bernie impression

    Rivera RobertRivera Robert5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • This is much funnier than the DEAD monologues.... ;-P

    Igor SchmidlappIgor Schmidlapp5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • If more people ate a plant based diet the Amazon wouldn’t be burning right now. The reason the Amazon is burning is because the animal farmers are burning to clear the forest to have animals on the land and to grow crops to feed animals that will be killed for people to eat them. That is a fact.

    Jacqueline WhiteJacqueline White5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I am voting for Andrew Yang, Sanders, or warren.

    Biggus DickusBiggus Dickus5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • @G. P. - I am not sure. It shouldn't always come down to choosing between a reptilian and a lizard.

      Biggus DickusBiggus Dickus5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • In the general election, I'm voting for WHOEVER gets the Democratic nomination.

      G. P.G. P.5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Biden is a huge mistake, I believe that he is not on the side of the American people, he’s on the side of the rich American people. Bernie is the one you need, he will do right by the American people, you know, the people who work hard for their money. But I’m willing to bet that the Democrats will go with Biden, he talks their talk, you know......rich person talk.

    Jacqueline WhiteJacqueline White5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Biden, Front Sleep Runner. Another non winning ticket like that Hilary. Wall street democrats do not want to win, they are more comfortable with trump as "president" than their own candidates.

    Biggus DickusBiggus Dickus5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • This man does a spotless Bernie even when he’s got a sore throat!!!!

    Ben FrankBen Frank5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • You people are mean to uncle Sanders. He is the best candidate.

    omambia nelsonomambia nelson5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I'm no Yang supporter, but you're being so disingenuous and intellectually dishonest here it's ENRAGING. If a presidential candidate says people are too obsessed with money (clearly implying because they don't have enough) and his solution is to give you $1000 on top of whatever income you have, that is obviously A REAL SOLUTION TO A REAL PROBLEM. I love you, but on this, fuck you!

    Aaron DiDonatoAaron DiDonato5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I'm really curious to know what that black lady running for president in the blue suit was going to say after the interviewer just totally burned her Ass. Sorry I don't know either of their names. But if anyone has a link to a video clip of what she said in response to that really damping question please put in the response to this comment. Thank you.

    Austin ButlerAustin Butler5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Yang 2020 🇺🇸

    MrDostoeyevskyMrDostoeyevsky5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 12:41 And that person is Bernie Sanders. He is our only hope.

    XecceleratorXeccelerator5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Lol! Stephen, you're having ENTIRELY too much fun with the Sanders jokes.

    SeetiyanSeetiyan5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I got to ask, Stephen, what does Sanders think about you sounding like him? It’s damn good

    Sharon WoodSharon Wood5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I could live with Yang, Bernie or Warren no one else worth it.

    MTOMTO5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • If Sanders wins we'll have our first female president.

    Micah BuzanMicah Buzan5 หลายเดือนก่อน
Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate - Colbert's LIVE Monologue