Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate - Colbert's LIVE Monologue

Stephen Colbert uses his LIVE Late Show monologue to break down the highlights of tonight's Democratic Presidential Debate, including the results of the first head-to-head debate matchup between Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden. #LateShowLIVE #Monologue #Colbert
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  • GENIUS

    Kathleen McKeeKathleen McKeeวันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'd rather an old dude who has the mannerisms of an old man than the brain. If the words come out make sense then it's not a big deal if they're in a voice of an snl character. Lol

    Molly SpurgeonMolly Spurgeon3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • What state are we in when we're making fun of having too many plans?!

    Molly SpurgeonMolly Spurgeon3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "Everything revolves around the almighty dollar" was a fact, not a moral argument. Was Colbert hoping Yang wish that away rather than work within the system? Not a good look Colbert.

    doedicurusdoedicurus3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Yang is trying to bribe his way in!

    Valsorim24Valsorim244 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Betto....Does the Second Amendment mean anything to you? You so easily think that removing guns from millions of responsible gun owners who have not and will not go on a shooting rampage will solve the real issue of mental health deficiency? The ratio of responsible gun owners to mentally sick individuals who have gone off the rails, is staggering. These mentally ill individuals will use any means possible to cause the harm they want to inflict, be it guns, cars, bombs, who knows where their sick minds deviate to. Instead of jumping on that "they love the gun control" issue which you think will give you the win, you should focus on the real issue if you want to make some difference. Because, the "hell yea we are coming for your guns" is not gonna work out real well. No gun owners are saying.."ok Beto...here you go". But don't you have body guards around you that carry guns? How dare you think that your security is more important than the rest of us!!!

    Thorn BushThorn Bush4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 11:57 so Biden got technological when talking about education? Are you sure there Stephen? It wasn’t about racial issues? Stop batting for Biden th-vision.net/detail/%E0%B8%A7%E0%B8%B5%E0%B8%94%E0%B8%B5%E0%B9%82%E0%B8%AD-8iQuvb8yue4.html

    MrTryMrTry6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I would appreciate if he would show some respect for Bernie, he could be his dad and he's working harder than Stephen ever will probably work on anything.

    Pepe RaphaelPepe Raphael8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Hes old as shit but he fights for a good cause. Leave the old man his health alone

    freakbag420freakbag4208 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Well, "the guy in 'The wizard of Oz' " is probably the correct way of saying it. For "the wizard of Oz" was a fictional character even in their fictional universe. The small dude was pretending to be him, but there is no wizard of oz. There is only the small dude. Whereas, in Rambo, the guy in Rambo is actually Rambo. But, funny joke I guess. 10:00 This guy clearly never heard of being caught up in a war without starting it. "Do you have a time machine?" Another "funny" joke, but for all I know, his point with that statement was: "Well it sux that it was actually started. Now we have to be "caught up" in it and deal with it appropriately. Though ideally, I should never have even happened."

    Josny13Josny139 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The Day After Tomorrow can't be today. Number one, it was a shitty movie. Number two, nothing that rapid and cold has even been seen in Antarctica. And number three, it was a shitty movie. I'm not downplaying the climate problem, just Hollywood's interpretation of it. Let us not borrow inspiration from shitty movies for real life events.

    FalloutJackFalloutJack14 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Yang is the smartest guy in the lineup. Sick of the same old political BS word salad.

    Steve NakamuraSteve Nakamura15 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The only things he could tease burnie about is that he needs a losenge and looks like doc brown. That says a lot. Why is Joe called the front runner?

    Aika240Aika24015 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Aika240 It’s because he’s pro-Bernie. You can’t roast a person your trying to get elected

      DSsaladDSsalad5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’m sorry but Biden just doesn’t seem in fit condition to become president, my man is really old and forgetful. But you and Obama were a great combo while it lasted

    Eduardo TorresEduardo Torres16 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That "freedom dividend" sounds super ridiculous... 😂😂😂

    Garrett CrenshawGarrett Crenshaw17 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Garrett Crenshaw You should read up on it, the math works out www.yang2020.com/what-is-freedom-dividend-faq/

      DSsaladDSsalad5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • These polls they keep saying that Biden , is leading in the polls? How in the fuck is that true, like people listen to this guy and think that’s def my guy? Wtf

    charbel marouncharbel maroun17 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Question for any americans in the house...would that 1000 dividend even cover healthcare insurance for a family for a month?

    B McBB McB17 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Stephen Colbert likes to smear on Yang a lot for no reason. Yang supports Medicare for all and calls out issues our American society isn’t looking at. You should read up on it it’s pretty interesting www.yang2020.com/policies/

      DSsaladDSsalad5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • literally no jabs at warren smh

    Ata MadenAta Maden17 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • We're doomed look in the seat in front of you for the pamphlet to see what to do

    Drew BerryDrew Berry18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Colbert is on fire, nearly broke down at work

    55karatekid55karatekid18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I CANT VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENCY WHO SUPPORTS THE LEGALIZATION OF ABORTION! AND CALLS THAT 'HEALTH CARE.' NO, THAT IS EVIL AND A HIGH CRIME, WORTHY OF IMPEACHMENT!

    lyla debusylyla debusy18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I understand treating all of them equally, but Stephen is better than making fun of people for things they cannot help, especially someone working as hard as Bernie Sanders.

    KemosheaKemoshea18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Colbert was too hard with Kamala Harris. So she said the guy in "The Wizard of Oz". The point was, he wasn't a wizard at all, just a con artist, which is exactly what Trumpf is.

    G. P.G. P.18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I think I got quiplash from these debates

    YJM YJMYJM YJM18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bernie bros are as bad as trump supporters.

    Scorpius JonesScorpius Jones19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "the president" YES HE IS!!!!!!!!

    Lynn FincherLynn Fincher19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The media is managing this campaign as they always do, they know Bernie is coming for them and all of a sudden the polls show him as second or third. He is #1 people don't let them discourage you. Make your vote matter!

    Multi LitoMulti Lito19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • brilliant!

    Ádám AranyÁdám Arany19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Colbert: No one likes Castro making old people jokes. Also Colbert: BERNIE THO AMIRITE?

    Coffee Cats KimchiCoffee Cats Kimchi19 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Yeah, I found it really hypocritical for castigating Castro for old-people jokes when that's pretty much what Colbert does nightly!

      G. P.G. P.18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bernie2020

    A. Q.A. Q.19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I am ready for a president Sanders!

    littlebluecloverslittleblueclovers20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Why does whenever Andrew Yang speak it sounds like a shark tank pitch

    Laura DouglassLaura Douglass20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • President Yang all the way

    elliott cookelliott cook20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I can’t fucking STAND THIS MORON, ASSCLOWN!!!! He’s such a complete DOUCHEBAG!!!🖕🖕🖕

    Shaneb73Shaneb7320 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Biden Never visited my city and community in 2016 ...just saying.

    obsever viewerobsever viewer20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I won't say no to President Sanders if it comes down to it, but where my Warren gang at?

    Na yaNa ya21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stephen Colbert should stop this nonsense already and just run for President in 2020! He's the only one who can counter Trump's hate-filled rhetoric with thoughtfulness, intelligence, and most importantly, biting wit!

    Rene SuarezRene Suarez21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Please, Americans: Biden is a sure loser. Go with Bernie or Warren.

    peixe corujapeixe coruja21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Biden is not the frontrunner. He can't garner the under 30 vote or the EC vote.

    Éamonn SíoċáinÉamonn Síoċáin21 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • What is the "EC vote"?

      G. P.G. P.18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Notice that the ONE candidate that he didn't poke a lot of fun at is Elizabeth Warren!!! That's because she's actually a serious contender who doesn't come off like an accidental comedian during the debate!!! Warren 2020!!!!

    Brigette AndersonBrigette Anderson22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That was a great Bernie impression.

    ExotikZBoy17ExotikZBoy1722 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Could someone please teach Booker how to pronounce "no" in Spanish? We're a poor language señor: when we write only one vowel, we say only one vowel.

    CoraMendiCoraMendi22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Lmao that bernie impression

    Rivera RobertRivera Robert22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This is much funnier than the DEAD monologues.... ;-P

    Igor SchmidlappIgor Schmidlapp22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If more people ate a plant based diet the Amazon wouldn’t be burning right now. The reason the Amazon is burning is because the animal farmers are burning to clear the forest to have animals on the land and to grow crops to feed animals that will be killed for people to eat them. That is a fact.

    Jacqueline WhiteJacqueline White23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I am voting for Andrew Yang, Sanders, or warren.

    Biggus DickusBiggus Dickus23 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @G. P. - I am not sure. It shouldn't always come down to choosing between a reptilian and a lizard.

      Biggus DickusBiggus Dickus18 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • In the general election, I'm voting for WHOEVER gets the Democratic nomination.

      G. P.G. P.18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Biden is a huge mistake, I believe that he is not on the side of the American people, he’s on the side of the rich American people. Bernie is the one you need, he will do right by the American people, you know, the people who work hard for their money. But I’m willing to bet that the Democrats will go with Biden, he talks their talk, you know......rich person talk.

    Jacqueline WhiteJacqueline White23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Biden, Front Sleep Runner. Another non winning ticket like that Hilary. Wall street democrats do not want to win, they are more comfortable with trump as "president" than their own candidates.

    Biggus DickusBiggus Dickus23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This man does a spotless Bernie even when he’s got a sore throat!!!!

    Ben FrankBen Frank23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • You people are mean to uncle Sanders. He is the best candidate.

    omambia nelsonomambia nelson23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm no Yang supporter, but you're being so disingenuous and intellectually dishonest here it's ENRAGING. If a presidential candidate says people are too obsessed with money (clearly implying because they don't have enough) and his solution is to give you $1000 on top of whatever income you have, that is obviously A REAL SOLUTION TO A REAL PROBLEM. I love you, but on this, fuck you!

    Aaron DiDonatoAaron DiDonato23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm really curious to know what that black lady running for president in the blue suit was going to say after the interviewer just totally burned her Ass. Sorry I don't know either of their names. But if anyone has a link to a video clip of what she said in response to that really damping question please put in the response to this comment. Thank you.

    Austin ButlerAustin Butler23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Yang 2020 🇺🇸

    MrDostoeyevskyMrDostoeyevsky23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 12:41 And that person is Bernie Sanders. He is our only hope.

    XecceleratorXeccelerator23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Lol! Stephen, you're having ENTIRELY too much fun with the Sanders jokes.

    SeetiyanSeetiyan23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I got to ask, Stephen, what does Sanders think about you sounding like him? It’s damn good

    Sharon WoodSharon Wood23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I could live with Yang, Bernie or Warren no one else worth it.

    FromLeftFromLeft23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If Sanders wins we'll have our first female president.

    Micah BuzanMicah Buzan23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Doctor Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown" the inventor of the DeLorean time machine or better know as crazy bern totally out of meds 😹😹😹

    Zabro ZeiroZabro Zeiro24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • can't wait for 2020 to see you lib bitches cry again haha

    Luis AvilaLuis Avila24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I will NOT vote for Biden!

    Donna CampbellDonna Campbell24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Biden is a joke, honestly. lol.

    Anos AnosnAnos Anosn24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • You can tell who Colbert's writers and staff are being paid to support. Support Warren unconditionally, trash Biden at every chance, play Harris' slurs coincidentally after drinking alcohol on screen, misrepresent Yang and DO NOT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY, and playfully jab at Sanders without really commenting on his performance

    Nigel Van BuskirkNigel Van Buskirk24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 😂😂😂😂😂 All Colbert's little lefty lemmings scurry to his show after any news event to check if their thoughts match his. Then they adjust accordingly. Eco chamber dimwits!

    VerityVerity24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Looking forward to watching this propaganda show after President Trump gets re-elected.

    rolbackrolback24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • As for Colbert's closing comment - "Good luck with that!"

    Marc TemplerMarc Templer24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Love this! It's funny when you make fun of all the politicians

    ZayaZaya24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • im seriously struggling to laugh at his so called jokes

    FlexyyR6FlexyyR624 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bernie Sanders. So be it. ♥️

    ALIEN CHASEALIEN CHASE24 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Donate to Bernie.

    Fredy RosalesFredy Rosales24 วันที่ผ่านมา
Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate - Colbert's LIVE Monologue