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  • Whos been waiting for this since seeing Jarvis's story

    Rohan GargRohan Gargหลายเดือนก่อน
    • @Yui i I made my comment because I was bored

      catchild101catchild10112 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • I made this comment 3.3k we it was at 3.299 :o

      Yui iYui i12 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @Some idiot named Erick perhaps that could have happened. I guess we'll never know for sure. 🤔

      catchild101catchild10115 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @catchild101 Im starting to think........ You may not have seen it....still unsure though

      Some idiot named ErickSome idiot named Erick16 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @Stacie Mohler The la croix comment referencing Danny Gonzalez

      Plenty Of Trick ShotsPlenty Of Trick Shots19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Jarvis I love these "no effort" videos! Your jokes are perfect lol

    jessmtnzjessmtnz6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I love when he first looks at the picture and you hear the manic “HEHEHEH”

    thhomas 4lifethhomas 4life6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • After about the fifth time I finally heard in-unit dishwasher instead of eunuch dishwasher.

    Taylor PetersTaylor Peters6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The raised horrible toilet was popular in the 70-80's in basements. Without it being that high it would never flush. I've seen much worse ones. I won't upset you with photos of remodels I've done. Lol

    Ryan WilsonRyan Wilson7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "uglyirishhouses" is an absolute gem worth looking at. bare in mind, some irish people in the 2000s had plenty of money and not an ounce of sense

    Eva GEva G7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 8:32 I can't tell if there's a drain there, but if there is, that's probably a space for washing before you soak in the tub. Y'know, in case you _don't_ want to stew in your own filth.

    Silburific 17Silburific 177 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Imagine having a pillow fight with those hands though

    That1weird girlThat1weird girl8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "don't make me give a speech on my kitchen podium"

    Jessica MancioneJessica Mancione9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • god your laugh makes me so happy

    Jessica MancioneJessica Mancione9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1:39 Doofenshmirtz: Is that huge hands han’s place

    Izu senpaiIzu senpai9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Everything you do is stupid precious. 😠 But also, clean your room. 🥰💖

    Jam FoxJam Fox9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • is it weird that I watch the gold channel more than the regular channel? I guess TH-vision recommends these to me more so because I'm so premium

    HilaryAnneHilaryAnne9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Loving Jarvis’ energy in this video😂😂

    Maren BowlsbyMaren Bowlsby10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • My grandpa’s house has a toilet that looks like it’s on a pedestal because that’s where the plumbing is. It’s a very old house.

    Carol PretzelCarol Pretzel10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Oh so it's a Reddit compilation

    Stefan Sauvageon / What-a-TwistStefan Sauvageon / What-a-Twist10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “I hate false drawers” holy shit, we had this one fake drawer in our kitchen that was held on by magnets and one time when I was 12 I pulled it and let go expecting it to be a regular drawer and i dropped the corner of it on my toe and broke a blood vessel 😀✌️ not fun lol

    icky caticky cat11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • some of those were very obviously and sadly designed by a 70s couple who dont even know what "interior design" meant but the wife was confident in the abilities shes never used before to make her house unique. well its unique just in the worst way

    Mia SurinaMia Surina11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 5:32 Do they not have these everywhere in America? I mean who doesn't have a rifle fan? *confused American noises* 6:04 Also, this is just the normal toilet paper holder here in America. Y'all must be new.

    Book LoverBook Lover12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This video made me spit mouthwash all over my face..... I’m disappointed in myself

    Gothic KatGothic Kat12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Jarvis be like: Why would you need a lamp if there is a window? Has he forgotten about night time? :P

    ltihaompsonltihaompson12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 5:18 Wait until you hear about fake pockets. Those are infuriating as fuck

    Emma WaltonEmma Walton18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • A lot of these I swear I have done in the sims and it mostly worked reality it is disturbing and off-putting.

    Amberly the HarpyQueenAmberly the HarpyQueen18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The staircase to a toilet had me straight up rolling. "Whist I produce waste from my posterior I shall have the high ground in case of attack!"

    ᏰᏒᎥᏖᏖᏰᏒᎥᏖᏖ20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I don't even know why you're so funny.

    Michael GirouardMichael Girouard23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Great now I want a toilet paper holder gun which has “this is the only good use for a gun“ written on it

    Tom Abbo HermannTom Abbo Hermann23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I honestly would buy those hands if i could reupholster them to be less uggo

    QuinnQuinn23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 10:16 Torture room for arthritic people.

    punkukepunkuke23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • that was so good

    SkiesSkies25 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Take a shot everytime he adjusts his glasses

    Biotic JediBiotic Jedi26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This should be called: Jarvis cringes, giggles, and forgets things for 13 minutes

    Ashton RoseAshton Rose26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I love the ending.

    denithydenithy26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • oh sorry i though this was 123 go gold

    nuna beeswaxnuna beeswax27 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’ve been watching your videos forever (before you started making funny videos lol) and I just realized I have not subscribed to your gold. How have I not managed to do that until now😂 keep up the great work and I like your gold channel a lot

    Connor HulkowitzConnor Hulkowitz29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Anyone else get the Christmas story vibes when looking at the lamp?😂😂😂👣

    tonie48tonie4829 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • laughing jarvis is the peak jarvis

    Humid 「he&him」Humid 「he&him」หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Omg this was excellent. Watching you crack up at the bed-toes was hilarious 😂

    Emily MyersEmily Myersหลายเดือนก่อน
  • This is so premium

    Abigail DuerksenAbigail Duerksenหลายเดือนก่อน
  • 3:08 I feel attacked

  • 8:11 ok but I'm actually in LOVE with that bathroom

    Sasha NovaSasha Novaหลายเดือนก่อน
  • thx for being funneyhaha so my husband an 1 can watch ur vids keep up the great work taurus king

  • paisley giant is my new folk band name

    Syeda KazmiSyeda Kazmiหลายเดือนก่อน
  • That first kitchen looks like it was designed by a kid on Roblox

    No NameNo Nameหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Is no one going to talk about how great the ending was??? Please, Jarvis, know that it was amazing and had me dying

  • They make small dishwashers, like for apartment living! I think you can find them on amazon.

  • I just love my Elsa like thing on my name

  • I'm sorry I'm coming back to this video because I'm in love with the lamp he's so handsome. Oh also the hands

    Leonardo DigiornoLeonardo Digiornoหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Jarvis reviews Sims houses

    Leonardo DigiornoLeonardo Digiornoหลายเดือนก่อน
  • those pillows are for bitch slapping and pillow fighting. Win/Win

    Steve FoxSteve Foxหลายเดือนก่อน
  • This is was so funny dude🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I wouldn’t mind a pokeball doorknob😂

  • 3:00 Toy Story 5 Enemy Leak 😆

    Myracle WoodfordMyracle Woodfordหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Why are there so many guns? I ask that question about my state all the time.

  • I'm so glad you're not taking this seriously.

  • Dr gluon on on Twitch made some of these builds in the sims 4 and shouted you out so here I am to subscribe

  • Jarvis be like: 👓👌🏽

    Michael GearMichael Gearหลายเดือนก่อน
  • As a mother, the kitchen podium speech spoke to me.

    Dolores DuranDolores Duranหลายเดือนก่อน
  • 12:03 His laugh gives me life

    Fynn KnightFynn Knightหลายเดือนก่อน
  • LMFAO!!

    Devon KDevon Kหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Inmust defend the shitten mitten. When you live in a place where the weather goes below -35 degrees celsius and you cant afford heated seats, the toilet is so fucking cold you need an extra layer to not freeze your ass off

    Owl GirlOwl Girlหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Thoroughly ok video

    Joe TaylerJoe Taylerหลายเดือนก่อน
  • goooOOOOOOOOld

    itai ._.itai ._.หลายเดือนก่อน
  • the ending is fire

    бѣ събѣ съหลายเดือนก่อน
  • 8:11 This kinda looks rooms I make in Sims 4, when I have a lot of different things and a really small room..

  • no, no, no to those hand pillows, they have murderous intent, I just know it!

    Bo JohanBo Johanหลายเดือนก่อน
  • im obsessed w this video lmao its so funny - i lost it along with you at the feet bed holy shit

    Beby FroggyBeby Froggyหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The second amendment doesn't cover toiletries hahahahahaha 😆

    Lindsay BiermanLindsay Biermanหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Me when I come to America: "Why are there so many guns?!"

    Louisse SabinorioLouisse Sabinorioหลายเดือนก่อน
  • His blurry ceiling fan is really bugging me.

    Cole StorchCole Storchหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I want the weirdest bed ever

    Renamon 565Renamon 565หลายเดือนก่อน
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