Please Hate These Things
These are the worst things
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Whos been waiting for this since seeing Jarvis's story
@Yui i I made my comment because I was bored
I made this comment 3.3k we it was at 3.299 :o
@Some idiot named Erick perhaps that could have happened. I guess we'll never know for sure. 🤔
@catchild101 Im starting to think........ You may not have seen it....still unsure though
@Stacie Mohler The la croix comment referencing Danny Gonzalez
Jarvis I love these "no effort" videos! Your jokes are perfect lol
I love when he first looks at the picture and you hear the manic “HEHEHEH”
After about the fifth time I finally heard in-unit dishwasher instead of eunuch dishwasher.
The raised horrible toilet was popular in the 70-80's in basements. Without it being that high it would never flush. I've seen much worse ones. I won't upset you with photos of remodels I've done. Lol
"uglyirishhouses" is an absolute gem worth looking at. bare in mind, some irish people in the 2000s had plenty of money and not an ounce of sense
8:32 I can't tell if there's a drain there, but if there is, that's probably a space for washing before you soak in the tub. Y'know, in case you _don't_ want to stew in your own filth.
Imagine having a pillow fight with those hands though
"don't make me give a speech on my kitchen podium"
god your laugh makes me so happy
1:39 Doofenshmirtz: Is that huge hands han’s place
Everything you do is stupid precious. 😠 But also, clean your room. 🥰💖
is it weird that I watch the gold channel more than the regular channel? I guess TH-vision recommends these to me more so because I'm so premium
Loving Jarvis’ energy in this video😂😂
My grandpa’s house has a toilet that looks like it’s on a pedestal because that’s where the plumbing is. It’s a very old house.
Oh so it's a Reddit compilation
“I hate false drawers” holy shit, we had this one fake drawer in our kitchen that was held on by magnets and one time when I was 12 I pulled it and let go expecting it to be a regular drawer and i dropped the corner of it on my toe and broke a blood vessel 😀✌️ not fun lol
some of those were very obviously and sadly designed by a 70s couple who dont even know what "interior design" meant but the wife was confident in the abilities shes never used before to make her house unique. well its unique just in the worst way
5:32 Do they not have these everywhere in America? I mean who doesn't have a rifle fan? *confused American noises* 6:04 Also, this is just the normal toilet paper holder here in America. Y'all must be new.
This video made me spit mouthwash all over my face..... I’m disappointed in myself
Jarvis be like: Why would you need a lamp if there is a window? Has he forgotten about night time? :P
5:18 Wait until you hear about fake pockets. Those are infuriating as fuck
A lot of these I swear I have done in the sims and it mostly worked out..in reality it is disturbing and off-putting.
The staircase to a toilet had me straight up rolling. "Whist I produce waste from my posterior I shall have the high ground in case of attack!"
I don't even know why you're so funny.
Great now I want a toilet paper holder gun which has “this is the only good use for a gun“ written on it
I honestly would buy those hands if i could reupholster them to be less uggo
10:16 Torture room for arthritic people.
that was so good
Take a shot everytime he adjusts his glasses
This should be called: Jarvis cringes, giggles, and forgets things for 13 minutes
I love the ending.
oh sorry i though this was 123 go gold
I’ve been watching your videos forever (before you started making funny videos lol) and I just realized I have not subscribed to your gold. How have I not managed to do that until now😂 keep up the great work and I like your gold channel a lot
Anyone else get the Christmas story vibes when looking at the lamp?😂😂😂👣
laughing jarvis is the peak jarvis
Omg this was excellent. Watching you crack up at the bed-toes was hilarious 😂
This is so premium
3:08 I feel attacked
8:11 ok but I'm actually in LOVE with that bathroom
thx for being funneyhaha so my husband an 1 can watch ur vids keep up the great work taurus king
paisley giant is my new folk band name
That first kitchen looks like it was designed by a kid on Roblox
Is no one going to talk about how great the ending was??? Please, Jarvis, know that it was amazing and had me dying
They make small dishwashers, like for apartment living! I think you can find them on amazon.
I just love my Elsa like thing on my name
I'm sorry I'm coming back to this video because I'm in love with the lamp he's so handsome. Oh also the hands
Jarvis reviews Sims houses
those pillows are for bitch slapping and pillow fighting. Win/Win
This is was so funny dude🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn’t mind a pokeball doorknob😂
3:00 Toy Story 5 Enemy Leak 😆
Why are there so many guns? I ask that question about my state all the time.
I'm so glad you're not taking this seriously.
Dr gluon on on Twitch made some of these builds in the sims 4 and shouted you out so here I am to subscribe
Jarvis be like: 👓👌🏽
As a mother, the kitchen podium speech spoke to me.
12:03 His laugh gives me life
LMFAO!!
Inmust defend the shitten mitten. When you live in a place where the weather goes below -35 degrees celsius and you cant afford heated seats, the toilet is so fucking cold you need an extra layer to not freeze your ass off
Thoroughly ok video
goooOOOOOOOOld
the ending is fire
8:11 This kinda looks rooms I make in Sims 4, when I have a lot of different things and a really small room..
no, no, no to those hand pillows, they have murderous intent, I just know it!
im obsessed w this video lmao its so funny - i lost it along with you at the feet bed holy shit
The second amendment doesn't cover toiletries hahahahahaha 😆
Me when I come to America: "Why are there so many guns?!"
His blurry ceiling fan is really bugging me.
I want the weirdest bed ever