Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • hedge your hedge

    psycleenpsycleen13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • Bill, you look great! and so hot🔥in those black suits! It's weird but I evidently have a Bill Maher/Black suit and tie❤

    Shannon EShannon Eวันที่ผ่านมา
  • Q: What commits an impeachable offence during an impeachment hearing...drum roll...A Russian doll.

  • he' just less of a crook than the others, everything is fixed, presidents are selected not elected

    Clark GordonClark Gordon2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • the only Jello they'll nail to the wall is Bill Cosby lol

    Jack GlennJack Glenn3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I like. Your show

    Thuy TranThuy Tran4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Squeal time with Swill player.

    harry bonicharry bonic4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Hey Bill there are some serious children on your platform. Miss your intelligence..

    Deborah LintonDeborah Linton4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • We are all asking this... What is your plan for this country other than bashing Trump? Soon he will be gone regardless and we have nothing to offer as a suitable fix for our broken country.

    Tugboat SlugsTugboat Slugs4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I have a message to all of you pathetic crybaby liberals that are commenting/reading on here. Nothing you say or do will ever change the fact that Hillary Clinton lost in 2016 and Donald Trump is president of the United States. Furthermore, nothing you pathetic idiots say or do will change the fact that we have appointed over 150 right wing lifetime federal judges that will be imposing our will on the country for the next 40 years including the Supreme Court of the United States. You will never get that free college, you will never get universal healthcare, Daca will be repealed over the next couple months by the supreme court and all of those little invaders will be bounced back to whatever Third World shit holes they came from. Remember my name and my comment because I will be back on here when Trump wins in a landslide in 2020 to remind all of you what a bunch of pathetic liberal losers you are😂😂😂 #YOULOSTLIBERALSCUM🇺🇸

    Rick SladeRick Slade5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • H el💦Ø = HBO = HO ME el💦ØX Ø FF ice 💦🔥♨ HOME BOX OFFICE

    Hacks ConstructionHacks Construction5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Lock Him up

    Kathleen LaCroixKathleen LaCroix5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • #AndrewYang is the only Dem pulling I Trump2020 fringe votes

    FOUNDUPS TVFOUNDUPS TV5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If you talk like Bull Maher you are the sick one.

    Tom BarronTom Barron6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dennis kinda looks like an evil Patton Oswalt

    KorpsePaintKlownKorpsePaintKlown6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Unbelievably, the " I'm a crook,so what?", defense is working. I'ts just so out there,no one ever thought to use it before this clown.People seem to be kinda glazing over now, the endless stream of ridiculous bullshit that spews from him,just reinforces his scary 'chosen one' status amongst the proletariat.Cheers!

    Keith PutnamKeith Putnam6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This dude is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    nasir ibrahimnasir ibrahim6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’m voting for Trump!

    Rhonda sRhonda s6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • What they are missing as an example in this scenario is that Hitler made up an alternative reality also, and fed it to the people, and people believed him and pledged allegiance to HIM, just as Trump also requires of his followers. Hitler said there was a Jewish Cabal, and fed the country a grand conspiracy theory and Germany bought it, and we all know where it went from there. Trump is a ruthless American dictator and will destroy those that go against him...simple as that! That is why the leaders of the GOP stay in a fantasy with this meglomaniac!

    MM7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Good is that common force that regulates the finer things in life, which are all evil, and sometimes too perverse for a common good.

    manyonezerometalsmyth Finli66manyonezerometalsmyth Finli667 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • ttump is a walking, talking felony.

    Alexander BurawaAlexander Burawa7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Christ, he loves adulation, but funny.

    Miriam SpillaneMiriam Spillane7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dirty mouth Maher.

    Hairy MaryHairy Mary7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Jim Jordan is really slimy. I think he’ll get his in due time. Roger stone oy!

    BundesRepublic MuricaBundesRepublic Murica7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • How smart can you be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Chairita HarrellChairita Harrell8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Trump’s only defense, “I’m a crook so what?”

    David MontbriandDavid Montbriand8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The enemies of the United States know that 4 more years of Trump will destroy the very fiber of life, social and political, in this beacon of hope and stability to the rest of the world for these many decades. With Mr. Trump openly soliciting foreign interference as President, his Seria disgrace and the destruction of the inner systems of checks and balances with no regard for any negative consequence all but confirms to me that we should all bend over and kiss our, ass, present life goodbye because we are all F...ed!"

    Randy LundriganRandy Lundrigan8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Jim Jordan is such a fuck up!

    Mark MaiuriMark Maiuri8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • How drunk was Bill during this shoot? He's barely coherent.

    Rakinjo2Rakinjo28 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • He's perfectly coherent.

      Ingrid DubbelIngrid Dubbel7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    AnthroposAnthropos8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Ya the rebublicans are really taking the party down I think debate is healthy but the gop can’t survive this

    RobertwRobertw8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This is why I have disconnected from all tRump supporters. If they are so ignorant that they still can't see how ethically, morally and politically corrupt this orange pile of s**t sitting in the Whitehouse is, I don't want to be near them. Dumb fools like that are dangerous to be around.

    themetalthemetal9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This is the last week of videos?

    abeismainabeismain9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Child trafficking more than you know ?

    ronmiller.283ronmiller.2839 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Trump is what you would get if Lex Luthor & Brainiac got together and created a child in a lab and fed it a steady diet of nothing but dumb sandwiches. And it ended up being genetically engineering without an anus and super tiny baby like hands. 😂 True story!!

    Sanctum SanctorumSanctum Sanctorum9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I hope Stone never ever walks free on US streets.

    lenne02lenne029 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Before Trump I didn't know that an American president can be that stupid and is being elected.

    lenne02lenne029 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • You communist liberals are very good at making yourselves look stupid.

    TacTeamYAHTacTeamYAH10 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • lots of work lately, Boris?.. lol

      AnthroposAnthropos8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If you're a crook, you go to jail. Sadly you still have a show Bill

    Aric LemontAric Lemont10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Wrong again Bill , still a shitbag liar i see. You are why i canceled hbo lmao lmao.

    Chris DiDomenicoChris DiDomenico10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • What the F**K is your Career? Bashing and Whining about TRUMP? Go F**K YOURSELF...ASSHOLE!

    michael murrattimichael murratti10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Enjoy your vacation you do deserve it. God bless you

    Sean o mahonySean o mahony10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Liberals should leave the bitter angry hateful leftist plantation..."what do you have to loose?"

    breathagainbreathagain10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bill Maher.. Not funny

    Daniel CastilloDaniel Castillo10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Slipped up admitting that the audience is completely clueless of their own sides fuck ups lol

    zorakzorak11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Ignorance is... not knowing. Stupidity is... not understanding. Supporting trump is... both.

    Paul DavenportPaul Davenport11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • the uker rain , whose the idiot?

    James BurkeJames Burke11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I sure hope we can get rid of him. And To try to put our country’s morals and values and reputation.

    Pam MinerPam Miner11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bill Maher yo7r a ass!

    Lorraine smithLorraine smith11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I hate Donald Trump

    Hoai NguyenHoai Nguyen11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Me thinks both Devon's 🐄 dude blows Trump junk daily . This dud Gym Strap Jordan is worse lying POS enabled sex pervert at Ohio State University. He said only adult wrestlers were involved he is full of 🐄 shit. Every college host wrestling Camps for young boys of all ages . So both these guys probably suck and blow 🍊 🍄 daily . Hope karma puts them both in prison . They can blow all the 🍄 in prison Gym Jordan we will do lots of wrestling and sucking ,blowing he probably feel right at home. That Devon's 🐄 dude he be facing big Buba too.

    Brian RusselBrian Russel11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Trump should be forced to build a jail for all his peeps ( because there will be many more) and let the tax payers keep their hard earned money . Dumpster should have to foot the bill . PERIOD .

    Kay LewisKay Lewis12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I don't think America suffers fools for president, but the republicans do fckn parasites

    Masato IndouMasato Indou12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The elites are all betraying each other while the public watches and laughs at them. Morons and their idiotic ghostwriting............ ghostwriting is spyware of lazy idiots who cannot think outside of their own lies. Politicians use ghostwriting, which is why they're so easily caught in lies.

    Alicia PageAlicia Page12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • im not talking about president trump im talking about Bill Maher nasty man

    Jill O'FarrellJill O'Farrell12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • who is this nut case ihave never seen him before and he is gross

    Jill O'FarrellJill O'Farrell12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Of course Donald phones every US Ambassador in every country receiving US Aid and orders them to tell (add name here) 'I want nothing, there is no Quid pro quo, no Quid pro quo.Tell (add name) I want nothing'. Does it every day. Always a perfect phone call. Always the best. ..Always keeps a note written with a Sharpie of what he notes. Just in case there might be an impeachment inquiry and he needs to remember the words.Just like every President before him has done

    waiotahi52waiotahi5212 วันที่ผ่านมา
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    Joyce LimJoyce Lim12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Jim Jordan another trump puppet and a lowlife. Karma well catch up to him and trump sooner or later.

    Sergio JacquezSergio Jacquez12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • You cant intimidate a witness who can’t see/hear what you said. Because to intimidate someone they have to know what you said.

    Jacob HughesJacob Hughes12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bill - you and Adam Schiff must be butt buddies.

    J NJ N12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jesus CastanaresJesus Castanares12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Yea Bill Maher needs a vacation poor guy has to do a talk show for one hour a week and make $800k per episode. Poor dude, we should all pitch in and pay for his vacation.

    michaelmichael12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • WITNESS Intimidation IS an impeachable law..we could GET RID of President Pussy Ass Bitch on that alone !! lets move on that !!!!

    claire bigelowclaire bigelow13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Hunter Biden is just a kid and kids are off limits

    Nasral NasrallahNasral Nasrallah13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bill used to be more funny. Maybe he needs new writers.

    Bear PelletierBear Pelletier13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Interesting....look at the replies to my last comment.....from Americans.....why do you always come across so angry.....chill........or at least find out where Canada is.....we are not overseas.

    Happy CanuckHappy Canuck13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • You ignorant cunt, still living in denial. "He lost the election", sound like Crooked Hilary now, he won whether you like it or not. The Democrats have no facts, no evidence

    Shawn JonesShawn Jones13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • FU@K you Bill. You and all your idiot fans, the Left that you love so much is ruining America and we're all doomed if the Democrats have their way.

    Edward VanNoyEdward VanNoy13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stupid entertainment for establishment hacks / centrists. Fake news. Fake America entertainment for indulgent privileged dummies.

    TesticlopsTesticlops13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)