Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Wonder how many homeless people this piece of shit opens his home up to, or even helps? Wonder how many of the pieces of shit in the audience that thought homelessness was oh so funny open their homes to homeless people, or help them? They probably run the other way thinking they might be asked for money. I don't have much, but God won't ask me why didn't you help this person on judgement day. Homelessness is not a joke, or something to be laughed at, if you're not helping, then you are part of the problem.

    Otis FugateOtis Fugate5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
  • this did not age well.... the year 2020 wants you to die basically and trump and the GOP are helping it do just that.

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  • Coach Jordan why didn’t you call the police when your wrestlers told you they were being molested by the team doctor at Ohio state why coach Jim .

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  • Trump broke all rules of politic

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  • In 2020 of this year this monologue is no longer funny after Trump's crony 'Moscow Mitch' guaranteed Trump's acquittal with almost all of the GOP senators! X - (

    Timothy BrownTimothy Brown4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Roger Stone ALWAYS looks like a DC Comics/Bat Man Villain! GOOD ROLL for him!

    J.S. ConnollyJ.S. Connolly4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Being a political rival doesn't give Biden a free pass to abuse his position. Neither Biden nor his son had any legitimate business in the Ukraine. Trump was fully justified and and legally obligated to have them investigated. Of course, if you hate Trump more than you hate corruption than this fact doesn't matter to you.

  • The left hates when good people succeed. Trump 2020!!

    VideoorbiterVideoorbiter4 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • If Trump had real power Maher would be so murdered.

    DerpsterDerpster5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Republicans are voting bgg to let Presidential Candidates CHEAT in the election!!!

    Elaine JohnsonElaine Johnson5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Crooked Trumpster ! Crooked GOP !

    Joe WeisJoe Weis5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Liberal Maher like all hypocrites when it come to their own bank account (because Maher benefits from Trump being in office) do not talk about Trump deep throating Wall Street by unnecessarily keeping interest rate low, obscenely continuing quantitative easing to artificially prop up stock market. And still talking about more tax cuts when no reasonable people are asking for it. Trump is indeed has been 69g bankers since election.

    Jon Lee - WPIAJon Lee - WPIA5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • "He's a crook, so what?" is literally how Alan Dershowitz defended Trump on the news shows this week. "Abuse of power is not an impeachable offense."

    gspendlovegspendlove5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Remember what happened when the people of the great Roman empire began to hate each other for opposing ideas? I wonder what would.. oh wait..

    Victor JassoVictor Jasso5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • How is Criticism witness intimidation. He straight up makes the case with that Democrats are wimps.

    Trey SharpeTrey Sharpe5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Shows how racist this SOB is. Fuck this MF.

    Tommy Two ToneTommy Two Tone5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I am Canadian, when I see a ĺying, moronic weasel ,I call it as such I am not color blind,I think you should be more interested in your country than supporting your idiot,traitorous President

    Nicolas OrfanosNicolas Orfanos5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • So bill tell me how it was intimidation. When she had to be told about it by adam Schiff

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  • Check the above link. Just amazing, just woooooow

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  • isn’t it Time, Vincent

    Head tilts: ProfitabilityHead tilts: Profitability5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Dude no that’s enough that’s why they’re silver

    Head tilts: ProfitabilityHead tilts: Profitability5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • TRUMP 2020...see you there :)

    Lewis WrayLewis Wray5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • And I waited, and waited to hear a rebuttal to Jim Jordan’s arguments and...... all I got was Unfunny smear followed by seals clapping and laughing . Listen ! My break is 30 min o cannot give about 7 of them to show I used to watch and get nothing in return. Foe you leftist read “ THE SMEAR” by former CBS reporter S. Atkinson . This way you will be exposed to some common sense

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  • Lol I can always see the golf jokes coming

    tha Real Mike Zeetha Real Mike Zee5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    David PfeiferDavid Pfeifer5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Trump kicked your asses and you can't stop crying.history will see Trump as one of our best presidents. I wish he could serve a third trem.

    Jenn MasseyJenn Massey5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Trump is going to win in a landslide this year! I can’t wait to watch these brain dead “liberals” cry and pout for weeks on end again, going to be great!

    David PfeiferDavid Pfeifer5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Hi, I am an Iranian PhD candidate in Canada. I am writing you to express my opinion and feelings on the recent Iran-USA tension and the tragic consequences as a result of this ever growing tension. I occasionally watch the Late Shows or Jake Tapper’s program. I have got to know how ignorant the large portion of American population is and how arrogance the has become the backbone of both democrats and republicans when it comes to dealing with other countries. I am saying this as a non-religious Iranian citizen who has left his beloved country and family because, I, like most Iranians hate the Islamic Republic regime. But the question is, do we like the United States political agenda and how they have been behaving throughout the history? Why instead of interviewing the liars in the governments of both countries, do not you interview the ordinary people?! Millions of Iranians have been suffering and being killed in the past 40 years due to the decisions made by a small number of people at both sides. Disproportionally at a much smaller scale thousands of American lives have been impacted, mostly related to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yet, the only people who are given the major platforms to speak and tell their lies and propaganda, and plant wrong beliefs in public’s head are those liars and killers. Both the US government (in the past 40 years) and the Islamic Republic regime have the blood of millions of people on their hands. Their actions has isolated the great Iranian people both at home and even overseas, wasted trillions of dollars which could have been used for the prosperity of humanity, has given rise to the extremists, has opened up a great opportunity for the Russian and Chinese governments to take advantage of Iran and suck up all the resources of Iran in return for their support. See where we are today, never closer to a tragic war. As the US Defence Secretary said on CNN “Our goal is to protect American people”. Yes, at the expense of innocent lives of people from other countries!? I have always hated bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence, but I have reached to a point that there is almost no way of people getting the control of their nations back without bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence. The US sanctions and travel bans on Iranians have impacted ordinary Iranians’ lives (over %90) who most of them hate the current regime. Then, after all the US governments have done to the Iranians, the US president gets on social media and write in Persian how they support Iranians, after threatening to bomb their cultural sites! Yet, those are the people who are given the major platforms to speak! I am so sick of the path we are taking. People no longer have any power whatsoever, not just because of the politicians. But mainly because the majority of people do not use their conscious anymore, their are fed with lies and have become numb to many things. As soon as a tragic event occurs, they all become interested in the topic just because they do not want to fall behind to show off their care on the social media. People who did not know where Iran is on the map or how the culture and the history is, all the sudden start posting things on the social media. Let me tell you, if none of those killed in the passenger plane was not a dual citizen of Canada and European countries, nobody would even know about it. The examples of hypocrisy and pretentiousness are countless but of course, today a large portion of western world’s population is more interested in following what the celebrities did, whom they dated, what the newest Netflix show is and etc. Russia’s interference with the US election has been one of the main ingredients of all the TV shows and a great deal of investigations by the political parties and rage from public. Why?!!!! The US has been meddling with every single country including but not limited to elections, regime change and military actions but everyone has to be ok with it and not much talk about it. But, when it comes to other countries doing the same, then it is something unacceptable. One of the main reasons Iran’s path has changed and resulted in the current system is because of 1953 Iranian coup deta which was the overthrow of the democratically elected Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh orchestrated by the United States and the United Kingdom. For example, no American or news network talks about the Iran Air passenger Flight that was shot down on 3 July 1988 by an SM-2MR surface-to-air missile fired from USS Vincennes of the United States Navy. The aircraft, an Airbus A300, was destroyed and all 290 people on board, including 66 children, were killed. The jet was hit while flying over Iran's territorial waters in the Persian Gulf. Unfortunately, not many people know these facts because the media does not pay attention to anything unless is American or European lives. The killing of Soleimani was the best gift to the Iran’s dictators. Now, even Iranian people who have been opposing the Iranian regime and the Revolutionary Guard, are leaning towards them and grow anger towards the US. Now, the dictators have a justification to actually develop nuclear weapons to defend for their survival. Thanks, A human

    Jake AJake A5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Jake A Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦

      IrisIris5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • This guy is a fucking IDIOT.

    Dan SeeleyDan Seeley5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 7 days HE IS BACK, About Damn Time.

    Shaun KenneallyShaun Kenneally5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Hey Bill . You punk!

    Bosco HemiBosco Hemi5 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • TICK - TOC

      Bosco HemiBosco Hemi5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Bill your a pussy

    Tracy turnbullTracy turnbull5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Democrats = terrorist

    Tracy turnbullTracy turnbull5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Trump 2020 Semper Fi !!!!!

    Tracy turnbullTracy turnbull5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • bill maher you know the truth you sell out , stop shitting on your own folk ...

    Usaac DiksUsaac Diks5 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • We kinda need you now, Bill. War with Iran is imminent.

    damien hellwitchdamien hellwitch6 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Wtf can bill do? Your a moron

      Scott HafeleScott Hafele6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 2020 year of cleansing for the likes of Hanx, Maher, Reiner, Streep, Winfrey ... who did I miss? ... who is that creepy B list ‘comedian’ - there’s so many - anyway, them too- anyone involved in crimes against children - PAIN IS COMING

    FanofJesusFanofJesus6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • TRUMPY FOR 2020 FUCK THE lefty ARSE wipes

    Jack StormJack Storm6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • *Hide the Doritos TM* Every production takes thousands of small steps. Every man and woman is a production. Sometimes steps in one direction are worth more than another. That's the problem with affordable gold. There are too many steps so most people will just grab affordable gold, which is in most cases some kind of Doritos TM. This leads to questions of the flute. Is the flute the Doritos TM of the finer instruments, being a solo woodwind, or is it the violin, being a fancier fiddle? One thing is for certain, merely reaching for a finer instrument will cause anyone around you to instantly lose their Doritos TM in your first small steps. Some attempt to seed their children with Gumby TM toys, puzzles, and kaleidoscopes...or, if you prefer, arrowheads, microscopes, and chemistry sets. Whatever! I think this causes kids to run for Doritos TM later in life and maybe become addicted to them. That's why I don't understand the presidency. The president handles the hired killers, the economics, and is the representative of the people. The history of economics, which concerns mostly science, math (although math started as a legal language), and engineering, is much different than that of hired killers, which consists of most wars and traditional history, and public representation is closer to social work. Who does all three? I'd like to think of the people as more than "hamberder" eating junk. Or, maybe the president has been reading Renaissance politics like "The Book of Courtier" and the best way to his aristocracy is through a bunch of "hamberders?" Either way, Trump is on to neither, except bombing hamburgers is a great way to distance one's self from the less-fortunate. What's next? Do we free the Kraken and hide the Doritos TM and the cigarettes? Or, maybe, we should consider that the LSD test in the late 1950s was a bad idea and Doritos TM isn't that bad comparatively? Either way, people who make all those small steps inevitably end up mauled so they end up in a bag of Renaissance politics hiding their Plato and eliminating their future, It's time they stopped dancing around the issue. Get serious about addiction recovery for you and the nation, or start digging your graves and get in them!!!

    J Fravncis HekklerJ Fravncis Hekkler6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Tonight is New Year's Eve Bill is live somewhere in Hawaii wish I was the fly on the wall for a jolt of Bill's wisdom/ Cheers to those in Bill's audience tonight & Happy New Year!!!!!!!!

    Ziggy UstarZiggy Ustar6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    carol luceycarol lucey6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I think we have a movie 🍿 Dumb fellows

    John BJohn B6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • This idiot is smarter than he appears. He misconstrues facts, twists testimony, and repeats the liberal mantra to appeal to that audience. No truth; just lies to push the ideology he hopes will make him richer.

    Aaron GreenAaron Green6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • See most the things Mayer says is false

    Gibby LambsGibby Lambs6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • lets see what the left wing nut bags are saying

    Gibby LambsGibby Lambs6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Thank God!! The last show of the year!!! Glad to see this idiot go!!!!!

    Marcus AureliusMarcus Aurelius6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • i was amazed that gym was wearing a jacket on the house floor

    Alan ReedAlan Reed6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • You're a crook and I'm straight, says "confirmed bachelor" Bill Maher (formerly Mahr).

    Joseph VanJoseph Van6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • President Trump will rule this world for a long time. If you are not happy take that with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon.

    GambuGambu6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Jacketless Jordan what a lying bag of hot air.

    Carol DavisCarol Davis6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I agree ☝️ with Bill, Trump did not win the 2016 Election 🗳-! I supported Trump and this bastard turned on me like a cat 🐈- I’m not the only one ☝️ who voted 🗳 for Trump and he turned on them!! Trump sends hitmen after the people that supported him-WTF? Trump has absolutely no kind of loyalty to anyone but Putin-I have seen many people that supported Trump and Trump just spits on them after he is finished with them- Trump burns bridges 🌉 which will be his downfall because only a handful of people support Trump-I apologize to Hillary Clinton whole heartedly because I believed what that orange 🍊 bastard was saying-! Yes a lot of us were fooled by Trump and I apologize to Hillary, I am so sorry 😐 that I believed that orange Terrorist-

    Michelle SwansonMichelle Swanson6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I didn't used to even think about that I know how they hate me...I hate them as well and want to see them crushed in 2020

    Lewis WrayLewis Wray6 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Trumpass moronic , fool

      Nicolas OrfanosNicolas Orfanos6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Stick to smokin dope Bill, you and your dem shitheads voted the most corrupt cabal in history into power, did you get a cut of Hunters $165 million for voting his dad in?

    Garry RandsGarry Rands6 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • @kjc10 The real problem is people like you. America is one of the most corrupt countries on the plannet whether you care to admit it or not and people with your attitude enable it. You have already said it's not true, how the fuck do you know that without an investigation you plank. If what you say is correct an investigation will prove that, why are you so affraid of an investigation if it's not true.

      Garry RandsGarry Rands6 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • Let's say this is true (it's not) why do you think Trump suddenly cares about the Biden's "corruption" ?

      kjc10kjc106 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Bill Maher is having an affair with Rahm Emanuel, Obama's boyfriend.

    Terry BonnellTerry Bonnell6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • He son of bitch need new shirt every time I see him it’s blue

    Wayne MaddenWayne Madden6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I wonder why gym Jordan knew about it and did nothing ?

    Juan GonzagaJuan Gonzaga6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • you use to be funny...

    mark hillmark hill6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Jay LeeJay Lee6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Liberals are so pathetic. Going after Jim Jordan on a personal level because they have to. They can't attack him on what he said as what he said was accurate. Hillary lost, get over it. The Senate will laugh at the articles of impeachment as they are baseless. Calling Trump a crook doesn't make him one. Hillary however for sure is one, and Comey, and Brennan. All three tried to steal the 2016 election. They effectively broke into the Trump campaign by conspiring with Russians to fabricate salacious lies and then lying to the FISA court to get warrants so they could spy on them. What they did makes Watergate look trivial. When will you leftists admit when you're wrong? Never would my guess. Well, John Durham will wake a few of you up very soon.

    dublinvidsdublinvids6 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • dulinvids-Yes the senate will laugh at the impeachment. Their guy will still be president. Funny how the reps impeached Clinton for lying about a sexual affair, but it's so very partisan to impeach a president for holding up military aid to a country like Ukraine, which you should know will be the next Russian exploit, to make them claim an investigation into his main political foe. Gee, it's like night and day, don't you think, or don't you...

      trut hurtstrut hurts6 หลายเดือนก่อน

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  • I donated 50 Bucks to the Trump family again you see the truth is, were going to win in 2020 because we can and we hate liberals like Bill Maher. I mean I hate him so much I wanna $%&& him!!!

    Richard warrenRichard warren6 หลายเดือนก่อน
    • You donated 50 bucks to the Trump's? How much of a rube are you? Lol

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  • How cute.. bubble gum Bill is back with his hate speech. Why bubble gum you ask? Well its good at 1st then you just want to spit it out. Seems even BILL forgets what so many on the left and NEWS MEDIA have said since 2016 that were FACTS and had PROOF, on and on. What Nancy said she would DO ..yet didnt.. Seems Bill forgot all that also. How odd..

    Mary WowMary Wow6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Common SenseCommon Sense6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • TDS has infected Hollywood.

    Johnny FlyoverJohnny Flyover6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Someone should have told Trump that you do things like that 'on the sly'

    Jim ThompsonJim Thompson6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • People vote for this. The MORON sheep keep voting for the same group of criminals. The reason this is happening is the modern age of constant accountability and no real change. YOU cannot make a mistake or you can be thrown into the street because of this no changes made no real rule of law just cover up, lie and blame others. Integrity character are a burden to be avoided. This is the modern world.

    codyjones109codyjones1096 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Jim Jordan is pathetic. What a role model for his kids. Hey kids, the truth doesn't matter. What matters is saving your ass at any cost. What matters is being right even if you're not.

    Claude LeBelClaude LeBel6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Like the fat guy in Billy Madison

    Evolution HotlineEvolution Hotline6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Hey Bill. You Pale Whiny little bitch. He is and will continue to be your president.

    EdwardEdward6 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Former President Obama said having 'every nation' run by women would be good for the world. Do you?

    Steve America's Reality CheckerSteve America's Reality Checker6 หลายเดือนก่อน
Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)