Mark Normand's Therapy Session - Opie Show

Mark explains how he feels guilt when buying things cause he believes he doesn't deserve them. I just want a smoothie!!!! Queef.



  • Suggestion for Mark, his new internal dialogue should be "who the hell are you, to deny yourself a smoothie."

    John SbarbaroJohn Sbarbaro3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I love how both Mark and gis brother have made it in life despite their fucked up upbringing. Somebody give him a hug and a smoothie.

    FolstrimHoriFolstrimHori3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This speaks to me so much so so much

    Steven VanceSteven Vance8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • OCD

    ValentinValentin9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’m gonna surprise this guy with a nice peacoat

    A KA K9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Makes sense he is friends with Joe List now, watched their sets consecutively and they literally covered almost all the same topics. List has better delivery though!! Love you still Mark.

    Don ShewmakeDon Shewmake11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Lmao I hate that I relate to this part of Mark

    BarfyMan 362BarfyMan 36212 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bro, you deserve everything from what you've accomplished! You're the realest comedian out there! Thanks for telling us this.

    Nerf CheNerf Che12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Sir, I'll buy you a smoothie. You fucking deserve it. You deserve a truck load of smoothies.

    JoãoJoão16 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The guy justifies stealing? What a twat

    Ashraf El-Ga'alyAshraf El-Ga'aly16 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Opie should hire a hot girl to get involved with Mark, swindle a bunch of money from him, and then instead of keeping it just go shopping for all of life's basic necessities that any normal human should have. Get him a new coat, a couple pairs of jeans, furniture, decorate the apartment, and have a smoothie and a John's of Bleecker pizza waiting for him on the table when he comes home. Also Opie, I just read about a kid who ate literally nothing but breakfast sausages for 15 years and would cry if anyone try to get him to eat anything else and they found a psychotherapist who was able to re-program how he looked at food and new things in literally like a day. Would make a great radio bit to un-fuck Mark's brain for him if you can find that guy.

    MurrayHill17MurrayHill1716 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Comedians seem like a lot of work

    Netherlands BoyNetherlands Boy17 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Opie sucks.

    Robert SmithRobert Smith17 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I had one parent like Mark's and a Mom kinda like Opie's. Basically any problem I have in life I just ignore it or if it's emotional bottle it up, cause I didn't ever learn to ask for help.

    inordirectioninordirection17 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • get back on the chip show instead of hanging around this hack

    Inojin67Inojin6717 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • It get how people think stealing from a large corporation is a victimless crime but I've known store managers for some of these large corporations who have been fired because of too much customer theft. No matter what it's always the little guy who gets screwed.

    Casual WaterCasual Water18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I wish I was like this. I can't stop spending money even when I don't have any..

    Brad SullyBrad Sully18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’m glad you bought that old car!

    Simon van RooyenSimon van Rooyen18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • He doesn't need therapy. This is from being raised frugally and respecting how hard a dollar is to come by.

    ran doshusran doshus18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Dude I resonate hard with this. I really struggle spending money on anythinggggg and I feel guilty about it to. First time I’ve heard anyone talk about this

    Derek OwensDerek Owens19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “Mattress on the floor like an assassin” joke is so good. Comedy!

    J. FrenchJ. French19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This guy literally never disappoints.

    Mitchell LMitchell L19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Thrift stores solve the guilt problem, wearing other peoples garbage means youre warm but didnt pay much for it, and let a kid in Malaysia go home from work early

    LliameseLliamese19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Mark needs a genuine hug. Dude, you bust your butt to make people laugh so enjoy the money you received. And date women who pick up the tab. Love ya Mark.

    NicholeNichole20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • A gift to a friend. You will always feel good if you always cover your body with clothes. Keep your body temperature constant and you will see the world is after all very reachable. Keep yourself warm at all times💋(that's an order)

    Carlota B /Leighla aman SaraCarlota B /Leighla aman Sara20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Advice to the sitting Men right there, when parents Try to approach you again and you feel it like "here we go..." just say back to them "Keep it to yourself"

    Carlota B /Leighla aman SaraCarlota B /Leighla aman Sara20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I have the same problem brother like exactly

    Schppoople69 TheClownSchppoople69 TheClown20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Strangest thing to relate to with Mark: Even my dad spent all his money building a huge house but had nothing to maintain it or his business.

    Ravin GRavin G20 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • It's pretty common. Especially with cars. Some people feel the need to portray a certain image for social status. Hell people treat me differently just based on how I'm dressed in the moment.

      willwill17 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Somehow ask my man Mark if he only fucks 2’s because he feels he doesn’t deserve 9’s

    bull ishbull ish20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This is how good Mark Normand is, ill click on an opie radio clip for him.

    brice catebrice cate20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I've always thought Mark is fucking hilarious, but now I absolutely love the deranged hooligan 💛

    Sly WolfeSly Wolfe21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Insightful talk, Mark. Thanks for uploading.

    BartolololBartololol21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Mark you are just a stoic

    something differentsomething different21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Uh.. she steals jokes. Thats where the hate comes from. Its never been okay to steal content from fellow comedians. Ever. lol..

    Sun TzuSun Tzu21 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • And she's broadly unfunny as a standup. Vagina jokes and yes gurrl content.

      Nielen EmhofNielen Emhof21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I don't get how you can let people pity-give you things, and think it's ok when your selfishness literally compelled them to take time out of their life on this earth to pander to you. The mind (and parents) are fuck up strange things. Still love you tho Mark~

    DaveDave21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Is THIS Pre-Op or Post-Op..........She looks the Same.

    The Lady StretcherThe Lady Stretcher21 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Mark Normand, I swear someday I am going to pay money for your comedy

    Fred FredFred Fred21 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • I already did. I sent him $10 through Paypal. Do it, you cheap ass! Lol

      hondero2552hondero255214 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Opie made millions and millions of dollars.. if he's stealing anything, he's waaay dumber than I thought he was.. and that's almost impossible.

    GRude420GRude42022 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • eh, not if its just a small thing like a candybar or something under 5 bucks from a multi billion dollar corporation who underpays their employees. It's more of a little "fuck you" kinda thing.

      willwill17 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This made me feel better

    keg on pegskeg on pegs22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I can't believe I'm not the only one who feels like Mark. I slept on an air matress that would deflate thorugh the night for 2 years. I went to McDonalds once a year, and only on pay day. I could afford new bed sheets, but I still sleep on the ones I pissed on a hundred times because I was drunk. It's deep, deep guilt and shame. No matter how much money you make you can never beat it.

    Tylor MyersTylor Myers22 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • That's not a good attitude. Its just programming. It can be changed. Have to change it through the subconscious

      polskakingredwhitepill zakpolskakingredwhitepill zak20 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Mark knows that staying hungry and not getting too comfortable keeps him sharp

    James ViolaJames Viola22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • OMG Mark I'm 34 and been a fan ... I've never heard anything so relatable with the buying angst. Not that I have shit for money now, but coats, burgers, smoothies ... I so understand.

    juicinsjuicins22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Wow. The more I hear you speaking so openly about your "problems" and difficulties the more I appreciate you. So refreshing to see someone so comfortable with sharing like this. And of course you're funny as hell. Can't get enough. COMEDY!! A huge fan from Israel. And a I'm A Jew!!

    gidonzdgidonzd22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • i love this guy i live like that too but without the money

    Daniel danDaniel dan22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Gregshells

    egshaneegshane22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Damn, I thought I had issues

    Cobra CommanderCobra Commander22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 15 years ago...

    eric de angeliseric de angelis22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “The people robbing us would come in and ask where’s everything at? Ay, welcome to our world” rofl.

    Kevin WorleyKevin Worley22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The breakthrough is medication, i'd bet 100$ he has undiagnosed OCD.

    eight216eight21622 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Why he dead ass described me ! crazy lmao

    Alexander KeeperAlexander Keeper22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Very interesting. This is like skinny people that eat salad. Constantly working on their goals.

    PinchshotPinchshot22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • So basically Normand grew up in The People Under the Stairs house

    Colin ScottColin Scott22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This is so interesting, I have known about mark for years and had no idea this is how he lives

    bubba82515bubba8251522 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • He's time traveling from the 40's.

    Lisa SLisa S22 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Same, Mark.

    riseupandresistriseupandresist23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Mark Normand is such a smoothie.

    Christine ChinChristine Chin23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I agree with Mark not everyone is a Coat guy. Watch the Vikings the royal family had the big coats while the peasants froze wearing the rags.

    Owen SorianoOwen Soriano23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Hey Mark, you live only once, wear the fuckin watch, I get it, you live in NYC, don't wear it in the sketchy neighbourhoods but wear that shit when you go out.

    JokerCirca66JokerCirca6623 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Request a smoothie rider for some of your gigs. Problem solved

    avidadolaresavidadolares23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That’s one thing about Mark, I’m sure Amy Schumer treats him well which is great but people don’t like her because she’s clearly stolen jokes. That’s why she gets hate

    Charlie SpecterCharlie Specter23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That was a refreshing dose of honesty.

    MrGreenAKAguci00MrGreenAKAguci0023 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I could watch 4 hours of this.

    Matthew MaguireMatthew Maguire23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Yo Mark if you're reading this, we fans think you deserve that smoothie bro

    Elliot NatanovElliot Natanov23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Holy shit same

    Circle The BagginsCircle The Baggins23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Joke stealers shouldn't ever be let back

    Flip MoreFlip More23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I enjoyed the shit out of this video. Thanks for sharing Mark. I think everybody relates to this at some level, so it feels good to hear it externalized by someone else.

    GuxGux23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • You deserve cable sentence fab

    Yahya DarboeYahya Darboe23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • When was this video shot? You deserve to buy yourself a 73 BMW 😁

    Justin GagnierJustin Gagnier23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Definitely best convo I’ve heard on this channel

    JosephJoseph23 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Parents pass that to their children. It's your job...not to pass it to your kids.

    SérgioSérgio23 วันที่ผ่านมา
Mark Normand's Therapy Session - Opie Show