Marines. Army. Navy

The real reason I joined the Navy




  • Man there isn't any ads on this anyway please uncensore it

    SSJP96 customsSSJP96 customs2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Funny how the Air Force doesn’t even bother trying to recruit anyone, lmao.

    Felipe BernardesFelipe Bernardes3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

    Dan RoffeeDan Roffee3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • My first check in the Navy was three hundred and something but that was back in the 1980's. I still got some clothes, three hots and a cot and got to travel much more than the dudes back home. I hated the Navy at the time but when I look back, it wasn't all bad. I kept the Navy reputation: No one gets drunk, screws or gets in trouble like a sailor.

    John SparksJohn Sparks3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • this is some bland shit unbearable unfunny tbh

    Max PowerMax Power3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I can relate, but I joined the Army. Lol

    tnizzh32tnizzh324 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • What would the Airforce Recruiter do?

    Philip BacaniPhilip Bacani4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • hey Gary,, i earned 66.00 every 2 weeks coming out of 13 weeks of Basic Training. Ithought i was rich back in 1969.

    Randall WilsonRandall Wilson4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • How much u get now

    no Smokeno Smoke5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 02:10 LMFAO "Oh Shit GRENADE!!!!" ... ... [Kicks with his foot] "Chris? Chris?"

    aRandomGuyaRandomGuy5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That was weak from a mil stand

    Brian NesbittBrian Nesbitt5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • there's a "Camp Garry Owen" in Korea.

    Matt GibbsMatt Gibbs5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Do yall say splash instead of hoorah

    Sol ArtSol Art5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 24k a year isnt that bad if you dont have to pay rent or bills. My daughter is in the Army and she is able to save a hell of a lot more than i can.

    Vtard1Vtard15 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • so true!!!!

    Cold HardtruthCold Hardtruth5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • notice how air force isn't even an option :)

    Abe LeeAbe Lee6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • POS. This guy's as funny as adenocarcinoma

    Thomas HThomas H6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 2 funny

    redbeams75redbeams756 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I saved a shit ton of money while active duty. I didn’t go out every weekend and I only ate at the chow hall.

    CX91CX916 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bruh in the end u really did something with ur life.stay funny bros.get some!

    Andrew ThiesAndrew Thies6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The fuck? He got paid 24k then? I'm getting about the same in the army now! Does the navy just pay better?

    none of your businessnone of your business7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • i can so relate! i joined usaf in 1982. did my hitch then went ang. if i'd known the reserves was so much better, i'd have started there. ang has commanders that have a day job, so they get it.

    skip davisskip davis7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Damn sign this guy up for the next USO tour overseas!!!!! 😂👍

    Mike TayonMike Tayon8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bro, ur name is Gary Owen. How did you not join the Army and request to be in the 7th Cavalry? Nickname of that particular regiment? F***in “Garry Owen.” I sh*t you not.

    Michael MikenasMichael Mikenas8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Marines: First ones in, last ones to know

    Devin UdyDevin Udy8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Navy is our first line of defense

    Mr SkidogMr Skidog8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Damn!! Wish he was single !!

    tasia thomastasia thomas8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Gary Owen really?

    everett lundayeverett lunday8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Marines 💪 Devil dogs! Hoorah

    Smooth FlightSmooth Flight8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • ALL terrorists

    92laird92laird9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Too Funny 😂 😂😂😂

    Monique GordonMonique Gordon9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • First comedian I've seen talk about the military and not use boring stereotypes

    Isaiah YoungbrownIsaiah Youngbrown9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Yo this is the same thing, I was a corpsman.

    eric kitchenseric kitchens9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Well, he's not lying. USN

    John CowanJohn Cowan9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • LOL!

    mylifeisJDMmylifeisJDM10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm genuinely surprised that people find this funny

    villenvillen10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • My city but I’m not stationed there. :(

    Fred BehrendFred Behrend10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 😂😂😂

    joe visejoe vise10 วันที่ผ่านมา
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    D LegionnaireD Legionnaire10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • My starting pay in the Navy was $321 a month before deductions in 1973. I think my biweekly checks were about $125. But I grew up on a farm where I did get any money, so that was a big step up.

    mchume65mchume6510 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Base pay 1969 E-3 over 3, $28.72 a week, whether ya needed it or not ! Then i made E-4 and a whole $7.00 more, whew !, where do i spend it all?

      Michael A.Michael A.6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Gary Owen is 100% black

    Bruh MomentBruh Moment10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Tommy from Power

    Yuri Bezmenov was rightYuri Bezmenov was right10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This guy is good!

    Barnabás Egri-NyáriBarnabás Egri-Nyári10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Anyone else find it humorous a man named Gary effin Owen went into the Navy? That just hurts man, for real

    Confector TyrannisConfector Tyrannis10 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • I lmao cause I was 19D Cav Scout and Gary Owen was the soul of cavalry!!

      Daniel HammondDaniel Hammond7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • He is white but talks like a black man.

    SegenSegen10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The more I see this guy the more I think you have to be amarican to get him.... Dont feel like that about Bill Burr

    Ronan Mc AuleyRonan Mc Auley11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The guy is a wanna be.............

    Paul PflaumPaul Pflaum11 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • U already know

      Beer ManBeer Manวันที่ผ่านมา
  • 😂😂😂 Ooorah

    fame130fame13011 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I don't know how you were getting $512 every two weeks. I still have my check stubs. $285 twice a month.

    Michael FieldsMichael Fields11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • He literally just told jokes about being a loser and a coward.

    jameskbarronjameskbarron11 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Ahhhh... Net tuff guys 🤣😂 Never change cupcake 🧁

      Confector TyrannisConfector Tyrannis10 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Yea let the special ones do the killing I will join the others that are not bullet sponges o respect it tho

      That One JediThat One Jedi11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I was an ET attached to a SEABEE battalion. They told me "They're Expeditionary... you know that, right?" I said, "What does that mean?" "They are boots on the ground..." I said, "Where do I sign?" Oorah SEABEES!

    Necesito SomaPorFavorNecesito SomaPorFavor11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I lucked out with one of the honest army recruiters...and then held out for a month for the job I wanted. I got it.

    Lena McGeeLena McGee11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I joined the Marines. We are a bunch of screwed up fuckers but we love it lol

    Nathan SmithNathan Smith11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This dude is hilarious! So true though, we Marines love intensity! 5 mile hike or 5 mile run any day of the week

    CJCJ12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I find it funny that everyone thinks the Marines are the first ones in when thats not even true.

    JA9669JA966912 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Why the hell didn't you join the army, you would have been right at home in the 7th Cavalry Regiment, because that unit is full of Garry Owens!

    korbellkorbell12 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @korbell Damn straight! Keep your head down, especially if you are taller than the DS!

      none of your businessnone of your business6 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @none of your business ooh you're right! I hadn't thought that one through. It doesn't matter what service you go into or even what country you serve, one of the first things a young recruit leans is DON"T STAND OUT!

      korbellkorbell7 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • I saw his name and thought it was fake! He wouldn't have survived through basic if he had DS' like mine though! Would have smoked him hard with that name!

      none of your businessnone of your business7 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • That song is Great!

      Bullzeye 1000ydsBullzeye 1000yds8 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Cool comment. You know 99% of people who watch this won't know that!

      pfdrtompfdrtom8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • ‘Kenny G rasslin match’ LOL

    JimzAutoJimzAuto12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Now that was funny

    Marquis CaryMarquis Cary12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • He's funny but he has such an unnecessarily foul mouth it puts him in a different group.

    Gleamer's Motorcycle PaintingGleamer's Motorcycle Painting12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • As a sailor and wrestler this was awesome

    Critique My TechniqueCritique My Technique13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Hahaha I remember getting those paper checks back in the day, shout out if you remember club Metro

    The Last OneThe Last One13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Butter on popare

    Drew DonovanDrew Donovan13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I can’t remember what I got paid, but I think it was somewhere in the realm of $300 a check. Still remember the first time I got paid though in basic. I was smiling so big the guy behind me at the atm was like “first time you see that much money in your bank account?” Just couldn’t believe they were paying me to fulfill my childhood dream. I would’ve did it for three hots and a cot. Didn’t know we were gonna get paid too. I was young and dumb, what can I say?

    DevDev14 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Air force guy had me convinced to join, till they looked at my grades and test scores. Told me I may be better suited for the Marines or Army.

    Will KelsWill Kels14 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday

      The Lost CosmonautThe Lost Cosmonaut13 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The navy just ain’t got that brotherhood to the level of the marines

    OShaughnessy ROFOShaughnessy ROF14 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • remember the marines are a sub of the navy

      Mr SkidogMr Skidog8 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Yeah, but we have three hot meals a day, don't get rained on. hot showers and air conditioning. Also, we don't have to worry about getting shot at.

      operator0operator011 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • This is a bullshit statement i served in the navy and still have brothers and sisters that keep in took 10 years later

      Lord4766Lord476611 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • You have obviously never met a Submariner. I got out in ‘89 and still call my shipmates Brothers.

      Subguy686Subguy68611 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Must not have been aviation side. Navy does have bonds of brotherhood, and that even includes my green boys supporting the air wing with me.

      AT2 ProductionsAT2 Productions12 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Love it ,been there done it lol great

    Jeremy DickensonJeremy Dickenson14 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Apparently, he is pandering to a predominantly black audience.. his material sux

    ta2dmacabreta2dmacabre15 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • caramelldansen

    job ledesmajob ledesma15 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bruh, San Antonio was nice but hot as hell!

    Brianna GBrianna G15 วันที่ผ่านมา
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