Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less

G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so...
We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Next week: Something animated.
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  • I read this as C.G.I. Joe, realized I was mistaken, then realized I was not mistaken

    Bugga BoyBugga Boy5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Aww, I was hoping he'd cut in the GI Joe submarine cavalry scene with the 'call in the submarines' line from Melancholy Hill.

    FoxxyGradiusFoxxyGradius6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stopped watching when you said something about MAGA. It's a shame you had to make it political. And they're KAG rallies now, jerkoff.

    Cory KnowlesCory Knowles8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Joes killed: Wild Bill, Cover Girl. And no Ship Wreck. So many sins added for that.

    Eidolus GadEidolus Gad10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Woah woah woah....@3:00 you say that's racist this is the 2nd video that said racist when race has nothing to do with it....in this instance you said racist when the correct term would be sexist. If you make videos at least try not to be a ignorant person not hard to not be stupid its 2020 bud

    Robert BeeneRobert Beene10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "A ninja and a 50cal"; Jeremy that's a M134 chambered for 7.62x51, a '30cal'

    DerpyTurtle0762DerpyTurtle076210 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This is just a generic war movie that they just slapped the name "GI Joe" to it.

    Turey TainoTurey Taino11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That's sexist not racist...

    Scott GordonScott Gordon11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Bwaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! I love the breakdowns on this channel!!!!

    Albert GarciaAlbert Garcia14 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I literally watch every movie now and sin the shit to death thanks guys keep up the good work!

    ThisisNewSoundThisisNewSound14 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Was a decent movie compared with the sequel....Because, ohh boy, the sequel...

    Gabriel ZeroGabriel Zero15 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • should have added sins for not having Sargent slaughter

    harry middletonharry middleton16 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • you try riding a motorcycle in the rain without face protection or glasses of some kind. good luck keeping your eyes open while you're getting hit in the eyes with a hundred bb's per second.

    daneg007daneg00716 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I am giving this review a sin for not sinning every time the Wayans said “jsjdhwidnsihdu my boy”. It happens at least a dozen times.

    Michijere77Michijere7717 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • sin the new Spenser For Hire!!

    birdiebirdie18 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 3:17 its not a .50 its an M134 mini gun chambered in .308 (or something very similar) The sin sinner has sinned!

    James ThorntonJames Thornton19 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Racist=color. Sexist=gender

    crownmich 101crownmich 10123 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Someone should start a everything wrong with everything wrong videos

    Mr NickMr Nick25 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’m gonna be honest I didn’t care about the plot I just came for Snake eyes and Storm shadow and of course Cobra Commander cause his comic version and cartoon version was both hilarious and a really good villain too bad they butchered him in this film with that mask, but he’s still much of a threat.

    Yamato no RyuujinYamato no Ryuujin26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 2:58 wouldn't it be sexist🤔 not racist? He didn't mention anything about race..but gender

    Dammn DeejayDammn Deejay26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • am i watching Kai Leng?

    gottalovemegottaloveme26 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "mansplaining" ? My sin meter just broke

    Not MeNot Me27 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That helicopter pilot had the time to move out of the way but decided to say omg to himself. 😂

    Andrew SkeltonAndrew Skelton28 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Tracer rounds?

    Atx-JonathanAtx-Jonathan29 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Lmao johnny Depp

    Edward ChanceEdward Chanceหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The idea of the good ninja wears black and the bad ninja wears white actually comes from the chinese depiction of good being shown in plays as white and black as good

    Sebastian BrandSebastian Brandหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Nice tremors reference!

    outdoor explorationoutdoor explorationหลายเดือนก่อน
  • All the Joe's and soldiers had to be apart of NATO in this movie even though they were mostly Americans/American actors and we see Nato flags everywhere.. I'd add sins on just for this.. Everyone knows in the cartoons and comics that G.I. Joe is a AMERICAN unit and not fucking NATO..

    John RankinJohn Rankinหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Black dude: don't make me shoot a woman you: THAT'S RACIST

    Parkour YanParkour Yanหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Ms Jackson if you nasty!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • u kinda missed the part where the ice falls in water.... just saying ;)

    Tariq SharifTariq Sharifหลายเดือนก่อน
  • 9:53 lol snake eyes is like how tf dude know?? haha

    Swagg SurferSwagg Surferหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I remember as a kid watching GI Joe cartoons and noticing that when a Cobra soldier was captured they would show him in a prison cell but the animators still drew the grenades hanging on his uniform...really nice things to have while in a prison cell huh?....and of course whenever a Cobra plane got shot down they always had to show the pilot escaping in his parachute....they keep fighting each other so long because NOBODY DIES in any episode!!!

    Steven MSteven Mหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Wait, did the ice at the end start sinking when the base blew up? dafuq kind of ice sinks! *DING*

    An Apollo GuizeAn Apollo Guizeหลายเดือนก่อน
  • you should do one for its sequel lol

    Michael KhalidMichael Khalidหลายเดือนก่อน
  • The Good: The Baroness, General Hawk, Storm Shadow, the techno weapons The Bad: the script, Rip Cord being a comedic character, the suits, Rachel Nichols The Ugly: Snake Eyes outfit, Cobra Commander

    Shawn NShawn Nหลายเดือนก่อน
  • This movie had wayyy too many flash-backs in it. For every character. I almost would've preferred watching this movie with narration summing up every important character's backstory.

    Kannah VivienKannah Vivienหลายเดือนก่อน
  • I'm sorry but the whole film should be the video.

    Martin PottsMartin Pottsหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Wow - Rick, Loch-Nay, and Imotep from The Mummy Returns were recast together in this movie!

    Kimberly LatriceKimberly Latriceหลายเดือนก่อน
  • basically the whole movie is wrong

    Ignatius RockyIgnatius Rockyหลายเดือนก่อน
  • God that movie was so bad

    David ManningDavid Manningหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Orange man bad!! Ruuussssiiiiaaaa. Impeachhh!!........other random NPC noises!!!!!

    Mike SinyabootMike Sinyabootหลายเดือนก่อน
  • This is a kids movie

    Daisy AndersonDaisy Andersonหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Did they hire Jason in space (18.07) ?

  • 5:49 okay, so the MAGA line. I did not look at the date stamp for this upload. Getting bit by a snake is not exactly how it works. But Trump had HUGE turn outs to his rallies and Hillary had enough that I could count them all on my digits.

  • Is it me or this is movie version of Command and Conquer Tiberium universe

    abracadabra alakazamabracadabra alakazamหลายเดือนก่อน
  • God, I forgot how terrible this sequel was.

    Raun SmithRaun Smithหลายเดือนก่อน
  • Still deserves at least 1000 sins for ignoring the obvious. Badguy's company built the things. Just give them over to Cobra and things go down without the Joes knowing.

  • Oh man I was hoping they did one of these for the GI Joe Retaliation. Watched it last night and the whole time kept thinking of how many sins it would get 😆

    SuisyoSuisyo2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • What the fuck, This movie shat all over gi Joe and the first one Fecal matter splashed all over my childhood sense of Patriotic vision

    505 Booker 2049384505 Booker 20493842 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 17:59 Cheat Commandos! They're maybe fighting for freedom! And each are sold separately! Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil! Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!

    Shurikenger25Shurikenger252 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • they should have asked a real fan on what they would have liked to seen in the movie.

    anthony jamesanthony james2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I enjoyed this film

    Alyssin WilliamsAlyssin Williams2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • +100 sins for the worst acting by everyone in this film , that Channing guy is just awful 🙈

    Josh JennerJosh Jenner2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • One third of the critics here are just him making weird jokes

    Sreyan KanungoSreyan Kanungo2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Retaliation please

    Joe PetriJoe Petri2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 2nd class Sega Genius graphics 😄😄. I'm laughing

    Derrick NicholsDerrick Nichols2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Good Lord. I saw this in theaters. I remember NOTHING. Not a good sign.

    Samantha FitzgibbonSamantha Fitzgibbon2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 1 sin for you buddy, for not fitting in Cobra's theme song.

    Krysti_NFKrysti_NF2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • The gi joe is a great movie bro

    Kuya Cyren ShadowKuya Cyren Shadow2 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Why doesn't Cinema Sin know the difference between sexiest and racist... You just just making a phrase "That's Racist" about a situation which more so involved sex or gender (depending on if you wanna get into a fight with a transgender which I don't, better just use both to be sure) not killing a woman because she's a woman is more so sexiest... Where does race come into this?

    GCT10/31/1990GCT10/31/19903 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Can we also point out that this movie has a bunch of actors that were in the Mummy Movies

    Adam GilbrethAdam Gilbreth3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Kaya scarlario gets emotional for a role of kartina scar in league of legends 2019 movie

    Axel RodríguezAxel Rodríguez3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • The original comics had the best origin story for Snake Eyes. They should have done that for the movie.

    Mike CrowMike Crow3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • 1:42 when the pilot said "oh my God" was just nominated for the worst delivered line in cinematic history

    • Look up the oh my god from troll 2.

      Dustin ReidDustin Reid3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I forgot this movie existed

    ExQticsExQtics3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • growing up with Gi Joe its hard to watch....They could put the Marvel folks behind this and make it good if they put their minds to it....many great plots and stories to be used.

    Supreme BeingSupreme Being3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • I loved these films until they killed duke

    krewtaun 707krewtaun 7073 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • i still enjoyed the flicker... but thanks for the laughts.

    BONOKIBONOKI3 หลายเดือนก่อน
  • Avoid potholes. Car gets hit by train and flips through oh and also blows up haha

    patriot459patriot4593 หลายเดือนก่อน
Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less